Sir: "I don't understand why he does that."
Jack: Mental Problems. (Probably stemming from childhood and NOT getting a Pony for his Birthday)
Sir: "Mostly I like and agree with USFREEDOM911"
Jack: I like USF, but usually disagree with him.
Sir: "but his obsession with you is... bizarre."
Jack: I've begged JPP Therapists for an Intervention.
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