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    Default Don't worry, Florida. Trump will take care of Hurricane Dorian.

    He's given orders to the military to nuke it?

    Donald Trump has reportedly suggested on more than one occasion that the US military should bomb hurricanes in order to disrupt them before they make landfall.

    According to US news website Axios, the president said in a meeting with top national security and homeland security officials about the threat of hurricanes: “I got it. I got it. Why don’t we nuke them?”

    “They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they’re moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can’t we do that?”

    Quoting unnamed sources who were present at the meeting, Axios report that the response from one official was “We’ll look into this.”

    On Sunday, the White House declined to comment on the Axios report. “We don’t comment on private discussions that the president may or may not have had with his national security team,” it said



    And some of you actually voted for this fucking moron.
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    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    Help is on the way!

    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Guv DeSantis' got us covered. Got another great governor for us here in the Plywood State.

    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    Guv DeSantis' got us covered. Got another great governor for us here in the Plywood State.



    Keep laughing & in good spirits.......

    Hopefully you won't have to use them..

    I was in NOLA & we boarded up all the windows(hardest part was finding enough plywood) & it turns out to only be a tropical storm w/ 50 mi winds...... We were kinda disappointed after all that work.....

    I can still remember seeing those clouds moving so fast above the house & it was sunny as we tore the plywood off all the windows.........
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    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post


    Keep laughing & in good spirits.......

    Hopefully you won't have to use them..

    I was in NOLA & we boarded up all the windows(hardest part was winding plywood) & it turns out to only be a tropical storm w/ 50 mi winds...... We were kinda disappointed after all that work.....

    I can still remember seeing those clouds moving so fast above the house & it was sunny as we tore the plywood off all the windows.........
    Thank-you Bill
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
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    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
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    Well tRump did say he was the Chosen One and the King of the Jews, which means tRump declared himself as God. I hope the bedbugs are considering evacuating.

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    tRump Putin's indebted b!tch and useful idiot, which goes for tRump's entire administration of sh!t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post


    Keep laughing & in good spirits.......

    Hopefully you won't have to use them..

    I was in NOLA & we boarded up all the windows(hardest part was finding enough plywood) & it turns out to only be a tropical storm w/ 50 mi winds...... We were kinda disappointed after all that work.....

    I can still remember seeing those clouds moving so fast above the house & it was sunny as we tore the plywood off all the windows.........
    Next time you’re there, drop into my cousin, Mike, at the Acme Oyster Bar. He’ll probably charge you double for being related to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Next time you’re there, drop into my cousin, Mike, at the Acme Oyster Bar. He’ll probably charge you double for being related to me.
    I'm sure most of your relatives deny being related to you.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemini104104 View Post
    Well tRump did say he was the Chosen One and the King of the Jews, which means tRump declared himself as God. I hope the bedbugs are considering evacuating.
    its hilarious that the one you consider to be a nazi is the jews best friend :P
    is on twitter @realtsuke

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    its hilarious that the one you consider to be a nazi is the jews best friend :P
    Exactly. I read that a town in Israel is going to be re-named after Trump.

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    Its sad that you have your devoted head so far up tRump's anal area that you refuse to acknowledge his words of blasphemy. Indeed the original Hebrews were Jews and were the chosen ones of God Almighty. Yet it appears your so-called president tRump and his demonic team are the chosen ones of the devil as in the defated foe. Consider dealing with the reality of it all instead of some hysterical tRump brainwashed cult following and opioid induced rambling babble.
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    I love how all the hurricanes are trumps fault. As if he should micromanage everything. As if he's responsible for the wind. You guys need to seriously get a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooldude22 View Post
    I love how all the hurricanes are trumps fault. As if he should micromanage everything. As if he's responsible for the wind. You guys need to seriously get a life.
    You've probably noticed by now that MOST of the liberals and Trump haters on this site aren't too bright.

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