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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyT View Post
    :lmao:

    his delusions of grandeur know no bounds.

    Objectively, I am grand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    When I take a hot woman home, I bend her over like this:

    Is that sexist?
    And have her wear a ball cap ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyT View Post
    Even I could tell you were joking. Let me tell you, its pretty hard to tell when your joking a lot of times.
    if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.


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    Grind is basically right
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    Grind’s got you beat by miles. He is very intelligent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind View Post
    if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.
    Oh is that what he does, Grind? I guess you're the authority on what people do then. Is that it? Huh? Huh? Is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind View Post
    if people think his comment is funny then he will say it is a joke, if people take it seriously he will call it his serious argument.
    Not really, way too often people take dry sarcasm as serious argument. I used to spend a bunch of time explaining. Now I try to avoid it and make the jokes more obvious.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    yo me puse comprendo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

    So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.
    for the first time i don't feel like such a noob on the site. YAY


    oh btw this may or may not be a drunken post
    "The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." -Albert Einstein

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    For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.
    me too
    "The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." -Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasMeg View Post
    me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    For the record, I was completely sober, of sound mind, and having a moment of pure, unabashed lucidity when I wrote this thread.

    Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie View Post
    Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.
    He is still 4% ahead of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie View Post
    Well what the fuck? Did he give you a blowjob or are you just that woefully ignorant? If you seriously meant what you said, you must be the same poster as AHZ, that is the only rational explanation, because the guy doesn't know what the hell he is talking about 95% of the time.
    Yes, I am AHZ.

    Thanks for the insight maineman.

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