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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    I think you were put in the position of Pontius Pilate. Which, if you recall your sunday school lessons, was not worshipped but was the one who "washed his hands of Jesus" and thereby sent him to be executed.



    (sung to the tune of Amazing Grace)

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    asshat still won't make sense
    None of these metaphors are 100%.

    I epitomize sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    Thanks for your kind words, Beefy. I won't let you down.
    Your head is so far up your a$$ you never realize when you're being trolled.
    "Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.

    "You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    For those of you who haven't noticed, Ashat owns this board, even though Damo pays for it.

    He crushes his competition.

    He litters the fields with those that embody fantasy and disregard reality.

    Its obvious that all the women here want him.

    Grind, Epicanus and Watermark deemed themselves the "holy trinity" of this board? Then A$hat is your Pontius Pilot, flat layin' the hurt on your dumb@sses.

    The fist of truth! Onward! Upward!

    {puts on drunken post critic hat}


    Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

    We give this an 8.5/10.
    "Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.

    "You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyT View Post
    {puts on drunken post critic hat}


    Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

    We give this an 8.5/10.
    Stop fighting the truth, t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyT View Post
    {puts on drunken post critic hat}


    Overall great effort. It made the reader laugh and you managed to carefully strike the balance between relevance and randomness to give the humor that extra punch. As 3D mentioned, this post does qualify as t its, what really titified it was the fact that object of the drunken post actually believes you were serious.

    We give this an 8.5/10.
    My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

    So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desh View Post
    I want asshat...... to grow up and discuss like an adult for a change.
    I do discuss like an adult. You just start acting like a child when you make no sense and are wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

    So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.
    Oh darla, you protest too much. How sweet.

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    Me and Beefy are having a coed watermelon party. All you JPP chicks are invited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want ashat. ..
    LMAO @ Darla
    "Fuck you niggers" July 11, 2009 Tinfoil explaining how conservatives are unfairly labeled as racists.

    "You deserve to be beheaded and for your head to placed on a pike, in the middle of the park, where children can see what happens to those that act the way you do." August 5, 2009 USFreedom911's response to a left leaning opinion.

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    Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - -- Aristotle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...

    As if I've ever espoused positions like that. Nice strawman. Bravo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    As if I've ever espoused positions like that. Nice strawman. Bravo.
    You crying now? I thought you told me how women want real men. I think you are ruining your image.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    You crying now? I thought you told me how women want real men. I think you are ruining your image.
    No crying.

    I've merely done things like explain why men make more money. Only in the mind of an idiot does that make me a sexist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desh View Post
    I want asshat...... to grow up and discuss like an adult for a change.
    It’s more likely that Billy Joel is going to start posting here.

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