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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    So true. Your self-awareness is amazing.

    And evidently you've either turned yours off or never had any to begin with,

    If that's the way you want it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    And evidently you've either turned yours off or never had any to begin with,

    If that's the way you want it.
    Your posts are AMAZING, as well. Keep up the good work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Clitoris, when pronounced correctly, rhymes with "Twitter piss"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blissful Wizard View Post
    Well, it does.

    There really is no other word that rhymes with it other than "bitterness", but what kind of message would that send?

    Clitori are sweet, wonderful things, not bitter, so I decided not to use it as an example.

    Here is an audio example of the correct pronunciation... (just tap the Pronunciation button)

    https://www.macmillandictionary.com/...rican/clitoris

    Note that it doesn't rhyme with Doris.

    Or even...



    ...which could be considered kind of ironic depending on how you look at it.

    You figure it out.
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    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Don't be such a prude. As dumb as Jack is, his coining "Doris Clitoris" was funny, because clitoris isn't that east to rhyme. Back in the 80's one of the best selling cars was the Ford Taurus, and a guy I worked with called them "Ford Cli-Taurus", and that remains a classic. I mean, just look at the shape of the car. I can't see one on the street even today without thinking of that line.
    That Doris Clitoris thing was in a Sienfeld Episode. Girls name rhymed with a female body part but Jerry couldn't remember which one.

    I'll nick name evince right now, "Cunt Punt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Tucker View Post
    That Doris Clitoris thing was in a Sienfeld Episode. Girls name rhymed with a female body part but Jerry couldn't remember which one.
    Mulva.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Mulva.
    Yes, that's one of the names that was brought up. That was a fun episode!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Well, it does.

    There really is no other word that rhymes with it other than "bitterness", but what kind of message would that send?

    Clitori are sweet, wonderful things, not bitter, so I decided not to use it as an example.

    Here is an audio example of the correct pronunciation... (just tap the Pronunciation button)

    https://www.macmillandictionary.com/...rican/clitoris

    Note that it doesn't rhyme with Doris.

    Or even...



    ...which could be considered kind of ironic depending on how you look at it.

    You figure it out.
    He-he, GOOD one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    He's pathetic because he's actually capable of having intelligent discussion. He just refuses. He often blows up, and challenges other members to physical confrontations. WTF?

    He typically goes right into the gutter with homophobic slurs against anyone who challenges his stupidity.


    Again...most in this thread are idiots. Sailor is capable of better.
    Sailor hates racist cunts like you, as well he should.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    do any of you idiots want to discuss politics?
    Go suck out a donkey's arsehole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    And you still don't understand why other posters either put on IA or just Thread Ban you.

    Translation: "I have no opinion on overpopulation of the Home Planet". "I'm not aware of any 'degradation' of the water, land, air, or atmosphere, I usually stay inside and watch Fox News." "Automation taking Human Jobs is Fake News, it's communist propaganda spread by the Democrats."

    Yeah, thanks USF. Stunning insight. You should probably just stay indoors and watch TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Translation: "I have no opinion on overpopulation of the Home Planet". "I'm not aware of any 'degradation' of the water, land, air, or atmosphere, I usually stay inside and watch Fox News." "Automation taking Human Jobs is Fake News, it's communist propaganda spread by the Democrats."

    Yeah, thanks USF. Stunning insight. You should probably just stay indoors and watch TV.
    And you still don't understand why other posters either put on IA or just Thread Ban you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    because clitoris isn't that easy to rhyme.
    if you aren't suffering from paralysis....
    you can find catharsis....
    creating poetry...
    about the clitoris.....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    My God you are one thick skulled imbecile!!!!

    None of that desperate to save face crap you posted has any relevance to the two words in question!!!

    Idiot.

    Clitoris, when pronounced correctly, rhymes with "Twitter piss" (which is also another way to describe Donald Trump's daily activity)

    Doris only rhymes with the mispronunciation of clitoris, with the emphasis on the "o".

    If you have to rely on some rhyming website, you don't know wtf you're blabbering about.

    But then everybody knows that about you already.

    Loser.
    That "rhyming website" proves you wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Tucker View Post
    That Doris Clitoris thing was in a Sienfeld Episode. Girls name rhymed with a female body part but Jerry couldn't remember which one.

    I'll nick name evince right now, "Cunt Punt."
    LOL I remember that episode. That too proves Nomad wrong when he insists that the words don't rhyme...

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