Trumpet and Sailor banned!!

[MAGA MAN]

Go suck out a donkey's arsehole.

All Democrats do...

[Jack]

And you still don't understand why other posters either put on IA or just Thread Ban you.

USF. If all you're going to do is Robocall me, I'll be forced to ignore you.

But ... Good News!
Ol' Jack has your back on this one ... AND ... your twin sister Kellyanne LOVES it.

Alright, your 'Greenhouse in the Desert' idea was a dismal failure, but it's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get back up. Right?
So ... here's the Pitch:
"3 day Course on Snitching, Ratting, and being an Informant. Held at the Motel 6 in Gila Bend. A usual $29.95 course fee, knocked down to $19.95 to the first 100 Applicants"
Then you're going to have to fill in some stuff about the Virtues of the People that snitched out the 'Infidels' in the Spanish Inquisition, the Good Qualities of the People who ratted out the 'Traitors' of the Third Reich, and the Heroes of the HUAC Investigations who fingered the 'Communists' of Hollywood who where blackballed from working.
Now, here's where the money comes in. You GIVE them the Patch ('US Junior Deputy Air Marshall of the Internet') but they have to BUY the small uniform jacket for $100 (made at your own factory sweatshop of illegal migrants at $6.15 a pop). Then, when you start reeling the money in, you come with another Offer of 'matching hat' with 'Make the Internet Safe Again' for a measly $25, ... or two for 'Only 50 bucks'.

You can Thank me later for this one, USF.

[Mason Michaels]

Your posts are AMAZING, as well. Keep up the good work!

USF is a seasoned troll

[Mason Michaels]

Well, it does.

There really is no other word that rhymes with it other than "bitterness", but what kind of message would that send?

Clitori are sweet, wonderful things, not bitter, so I decided not to use it as an example.

Here is an audio example of the correct pronunciation... (just tap the Pronunciation button)

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/...rican/clitoris

Note that it doesn't rhyme with Doris.

Or even...



...which could be considered kind of ironic depending on how you look at it.

You figure it out.

You obviously missed the Seinfeld episode ,where Jerry had gf whose name rhymed with clitoris

[Nomad]

That "rhyming website" proves you wrong.

Bullshit.

It proved nothing but in typical fashion, you claim it did in lame attempt to cover your dumbfuckery.

[Nomad]

LOL I remember that episode. That too proves Nomad wrong when he insists that the words don't rhyme...

Only an idiot like you thinks a comedy tv show is a valid proof of the correct pronunciation of an anatomical term.

No doctor or medical professional pronounces the word the way you claim it is.

Fucking delusional moron.

[BRUTALITOPS]

That "rhyming website" proves you wrong.

You obviously missed the Seinfeld episode ,where Jerry had gf whose name rhymed with clitoris

Bullshit.

It proved nothing but in typical fashion, you claim it did in lame attempt to cover your dumbfuckery.

deep thoughts today on jpp:

Does clitoris rhyme with doris?

[MAGA MAN]

Only an idiot like you thinks a comedy tv show is a valid proof of the correct pronunciation of an anatomical term.

No doctor or medical professional pronounces the word the way you claim it is.

Fucking delusional moron.

Only an idiot like you would insist that Doris doesn't rhyme with clitoris, then spend a day trying to prove it.

[MAGA MAN]

Bullshit.

It proved nothing but in typical fashion, you claim it did in lame attempt to cover your dumbfuckery.

No. It proved you wrong.

[Mason Michaels]

deep thoughts today on jpp:

Does clitoris rhyme with doris?

Delores!

[Nomad]

Only an idiot like you would insist that Doris doesn't rhyme with clitoris, then spend a day trying to prove it.

I proved it yesterday by posting a Merriam Webster link with audio pronunciation.

You're just such a pathetic loser you continue to argue the point using weak bullshit to support your moronic claim.

[Nomad]

No. It proved you wrong.

It proved you're a slippery slimeball who'll cite irrelevant evidence, falsely claiming it bolsters your idiotic position.

No wonder you're so enamored of and hypnotized by a sleazeball like Trump who engages in the same bullshit.

[MAGA MAN]

I proved it yesterday by posting a Merriam Webster link with audio pronunciation.

You're just such a pathetic loser you continue to argue the point using weak bullshit to support your moronic claim.

I you think I'm going to click on your links and risk getting a porn virus on my PC you really need to have your head examined, pervert.

[MAGA MAN]

It proved you're a slippery slimeball who'll cite irrelevant evidence, falsely claiming it bolsters your idiotic position.

No wonder you're so enamored of and hypnotized by a sleazeball like Trump who engages in the same bullshit.

I think that you've earned a new nickname with this issue: "Doris Clitoris". It's catchy, isn't it? Because it rhymes.

[Nomad]

I you think I'm going to click on your links and risk getting a porn virus on my PC you really need to have your head examined, pervert.

You can see McMillan Dictionary right in the link, liar.

Go to McMillan Dictionary and type clitoris into the search field if you're scared to click on a legitimate link.

As if I'd post a dodgy link on this forum and infect everyone else.

Just another of your weak excuses.