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    Default The mind of a 5-yr-old


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    Shhhhhhh he's playing 4D chess lmao

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    Translation: "Waaaaah! She won't give me what I want so I'm not gonna play any more!"

    Reichwing Pundit translation/talking points to the Faithful: "Greenland is a strategic asset for the United States in these dire times of harrowing global war and unrest. It is unfortunate that the failed 'leader' of this tiny nation refuses to even entertain an alliance beneficial to the entire globe, conceived of by Our Glorious Stable Genius Leader Donald Trump."
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    Is Trump more like General Zod or Ricky Gervais? I can't decide.

    What a mortal clown. Yuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    This is what happens when someone grows up spoiled, getting handed everything by daddy.

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    I know my life has changed drastically, It wasn’t always like that. As a famous person, you read about yourself. Gossip and Twitter and everything. One thing kept cropping up, even as I prepared for this tour. People kept saying, “He’s out of touch. He’s so famous. He’s rich. He’s mega-rich.” I am. Right? I could have this place burnt down for a laugh Ricky

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    This is what happens when someone grows up spoiled, getting handed everything by daddy.
    I don't believe that. This is what happens when a retarded, egomaniac grows up spoiled getting handed everything by daddy. Truly I think other weird elements are at play.
    Plenty of spoiled shits don't turn out as pathologically clueless as the orange monkey. Hell some even grow a conscience and do good things... Look at the Kroc family heirs,
    they do little else than live quietly on the McDonald fortune and spread the bread around and fund YMCA and stuff.

    No, something a little extra weird is at play with this clan of trogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I don't believe that. This is what happens when a retarded, egomaniac grows up spoiled getting handed everything by daddy. Truly I think other weird elements are at play.
    Plenty of spoiled shits don't turn out as pathologically clueless as the orange monkey. Hell some even grow a conscience and do good things... Look at the Kroc family heirs,
    they do little else than live quietly on the McDonald fortune and spread the bread around and fund YMCA and stuff.

    No, something a little extra weird is at play with this clan of trogs.
    This guy is pathological. Something is terribly wrong. Do I think there are 'bad seeds'? Maybe. Remember his mother is quoted as saying something to the effect, 'what did I raise' when talking about THIS son.

    Every instinct in me says he had something to do with his BROTHER'S very early death.
    WK1 3/28-/4 _Cases 301k--Dead 18.1k Lethality 2.72%
    WK2 4/5-/13 _Cases 555k--Dead 22.1K Lethality 3.9%
    WK3 4/20-/21 Cases 774k -Dead 37.2K Lethality 4.8%
    WK4 4/22-/29 Cases 1M --Dead 58.8K Lethality 5.9%
    WK5 5/1-/8__ Cases 1.3M -Dead 75.7K Lethality 6.1%
    WK6 5/9-16__Cases 1.4M --Dead 85.8K Lethality 6.1%
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    WK8 5/28 Cases 1.7M - DEAD 101.2K - Same

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I don't believe that. This is what happens when a retarded, egomaniac grows up spoiled getting handed everything by daddy. Truly I think other weird elements are at play.
    Plenty of spoiled shits don't turn out as pathologically clueless as the orange monkey. Hell some even grow a conscience and do good things... Look at the Kroc family heirs,
    they do little else than live quietly on the McDonald fortune and spread the bread around and fund YMCA and stuff.

    No, something a little extra weird is at play with this clan of trogs.
    Well it's also that he's probably mentally ill. Seriously, he wanted to buy Greenland? As if he wasn't already enough of a comic book villain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I don't believe that. This is what happens when a retarded, egomaniac grows up spoiled getting handed everything by daddy. Truly I think other weird elements are at play.
    Plenty of spoiled shits don't turn out as pathologically clueless as the orange monkey. Hell some even grow a conscience and do good things... Look at the Kroc family heirs,
    they do little else than live quietly on the McDonald fortune and spread the bread around and fund YMCA and stuff.

    No, something a little extra weird is at play with this clan of trogs.
    I agree.

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