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    Default My doggo just pwned me

    So I am home before the Mrs and I wanted to chill in the bedroom and slay losers on JPP, j/k. The dog is not allowed in the room per Mrs Yurt. I thought, ah, she isn't here, I'll let the dog in.

    Effing girl would not cross the threshold even after I offered food. My wife must be Samantha's relative.

    And if you don't get that reference, end yourself!

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    we had no reason to expect that your dog, like everyone else who knows you, pwned you.........
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Heckin good girl doggo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Heckin good girl doggo.
    I got that
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    we had no reason to expect that your dog, like everyone else who knows you, pwned you.........
    May your days be blessed and short

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    Mrs.Yurt?
    I call Bullshit
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    So I am home before the Mrs and I wanted to chill in the bedroom and slay losers on JPP, j/k.



    The dog is not allowed in the room per Mrs Yurt. I thought, ah, she isn't here, I'll let the dog in.

    Effing girl would not cross the threshold even after I offered food. My wife must be Samantha's relative.

    And if you don't get that reference, end yourself
    !
    Last week he was asking evince & others for a date, this week crazy yurt is married w/ dogs...

    Some of you have known him a lot longer, has he always been nuts?? He is crazier than some of Masons dirty socks........

    Poor yurt, he will be divorced in the continuing saga next week............ GET HELP!!!!!
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    samanthas relative wtf


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    Quote Originally Posted by . View Post
    samanthas relative wtf
    don't be whiched.......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    silly rabbits......Samantha Stephens.....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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