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    Default My doggo just pwned me

    So I am home before the Mrs and I wanted to chill in the bedroom and slay losers on JPP, j/k. The dog is not allowed in the room per Mrs Yurt. I thought, ah, she isn't here, I'll let the dog in.

    Effing girl would not cross the threshold even after I offered food. My wife must be Samantha's relative.

    And if you don't get that reference, end yourself!

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    we had no reason to expect that your dog, like everyone else who knows you, pwned you.........
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Heckin good girl doggo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    Heckin good girl doggo.
    I got that
    Just because you don't understand it does not make it bad. Celticguy

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    we had no reason to expect that your dog, like everyone else who knows you, pwned you.........
    May your days be blessed and short

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    Mrs.Yurt?
    I call Bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    So I am home before the Mrs and I wanted to chill in the bedroom and slay losers on JPP, j/k.



    The dog is not allowed in the room per Mrs Yurt. I thought, ah, she isn't here, I'll let the dog in.

    Effing girl would not cross the threshold even after I offered food. My wife must be Samantha's relative.

    And if you don't get that reference, end yourself
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    Last week he was asking evince & others for a date, this week crazy yurt is married w/ dogs...

    Some of you have known him a lot longer, has he always been nuts?? He is crazier than some of Masons dirty socks........

    Poor yurt, he will be divorced in the continuing saga next week............ GET HELP!!!!!

    It is really sad that some in our country have more trust & respect for foreign adversarial leaders than our own loyal opposition.

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    samanthas relative wtf
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    samanthas relative wtf
    don't be whiched.......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    It is really sad that some in our country have more trust & respect for foreign adversarial leaders than our own loyal opposition.

    “But I suppose the most revolutionary act one can engage in is... to tell the truth.”
    ― Howard Zinn

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    silly rabbits......Samantha Stephens.....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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