First time drinking or partaking

[MAGA MAN]

I was 17, working the bumper cars at the carnival in Oceanside ath pier.

A couple of Marines a year or two older than me got some beer, and we drank in under the pier.

I had four or five cans, first beer I ever had. Started me on a functional alcoholism that which I could not end for almost thirty years.

Thanks to 12 step and my wife.

Always knowing I am an alcoholic and I could start tomorrow after 19 years of sobriety.

Loser.

[MAGA MAN]

The right doesn't like intelligent women.

We don't like stupid women, like you.

[Mason Melchizedek]

We don't like stupid women, like you.

Admit it,you guys don't like women!

[domer76]

I'll share my first time partaking.

Early 90s, about 11pm, Manhattan Beach CA riding beach bikes with my dad. We go up to get off the strand and he says to me, want to take a hit. I'm like, not from you. He is a huge guy. He chuckles and says, no, from the herb. I'm like what? The herb he says and pulls out a joint. I was conflicted at first, but when I partook, loooooooooooooool.

Went to my favorite all night diner and I couldn't even order my food because I was laughing so hard. The waitress, bless her heart, asked my dad if the kid wants the usual... He laughed and said yes, oh and he likes extra butter.....

One of my best memories.

Yurt: “Dave’s not here!”

[domer76]

I'm sad that happened to you. It is hard for me to understand alcoholism. My first drink of beer was in the 5th grade when my dad threw a party and said, have a sip. So I had a sip.

The second time I was onm a train from SD to LA (I'm pretty sure 8th grade) and I ended up in a car full of Marines. They "made" me drink a beer. I get off the train and my dad says.... Have you've been drinking? I said something stupid and he starts laughing and then asks how I got alcohol. I said the Marines made me drink.... And he couldn't stop laughing for what seemed like hours.

What a great fucking father. Gives you a drink when you’re ten years old. Laughs at you drinking when you’re 13. Then introduces you to pot.

No wonder you’re so fucked up.

[Lord Yurt]

You were raised by a doper?

My grandfather taught me how to drink scotch when I was 14.

Actually raised by my mother who does not partake you fat fucking dumb fuck.

You might want to be polite the next time you make such a statement. For now, fuck you.

[Lord Yurt]

And your wee question mark doesn't change my point and you know it.

[jimmymccready]

Loser.

Takes one to know one.

[MAGA MAN]

Takes one to know one.

No it doesn't, lol.

[MAGA MAN]

Admit it,you guys don't like women!

[jimmymccready]

No it doesn't, lol.

Sure, it does. 'sides anyone would take Margot over you. Not even a contest.

[MAGA MAN]

Actually raised by my mother who does not partake you fat fucking dumb fuck.

You might want to be polite the next time you make such a statement. For now, fuck you.

LOL. The fact that your father wasn't around to raise you confirms my earlier statement.

[MAGA MAN]

Sure, it does. 'sides anyone would take Margot over you. Not even a contest.

I would hope so, me being a normal straight dude and all, lol.

[jimmymccready]

You are none of that, Dark Soul. You are as bent and multisexed as they come.

[Mason Michaels]

I would hope so, me being a normal straight dude and all, lol.

"Normal"?