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View Poll Results: Who makes the best threads on JPP?

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  • Desh/evince

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  • Grind

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  • Jack

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  • Mason

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  • Teflon Don

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  • Yurt

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Thread: Who makes the best threads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    TD wins if the quantity of threads is what counts but his threads are so fucking stupid and lacking in quality that hardly anyone even bothers responding to them.

    You are only literate in two maybe three topics and it takes twenty of your threads to equal one of Damos. If you were halfway as erudite and well read as Cypress you might garner consideration.

    Desh is TD in reverse but at least people respond to hers.

    Skidmark is JPP’s best Troll and could be number one if he was ever serious. Yurt is unquestionably the most annoying but best threads? Meh.

    Mason and Jack are relative newbies so no.

    Personally I think Dixie and Dungheap were the best even if they are not current members.
    nice trolling about cypress. i know you know he's a dumbass. I refuse to believe anyone sees that differently. so... nice try mott.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Margot Frank View Post
    Why?Legion got a pass.
    Because you're still crying about it, so quote them and let everyone see what you FEEL you read.

    Or at the very least, quote ONE.
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    With the right wing politically motivated mcmorons in the tank for Trump, all Biden has to do is stay the course.
    All those new voters coming across the borer and heading for FL, WI, MI, and PA will make the GOP effort worthless.
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    The twenty thousand illegals deported this year on the ICE raids will be about 2% of all them here now and not counting those coming across the border, and heading for FL, WI, MI, and PA. Trump does not stand a chance.

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    Seems quite a few are clearly wrong. This is JPP, and we know your Mom is the only clear winner here.
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    I can't vote,but it's obviously Mason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    TD wins if the quantity of threads is what counts but his threads are so fucking stupid and lacking in quality that hardly anyone even bothers responding to them.

    You are only literate in two maybe three topics and it takes twenty of your threads to equal one of Damos. If you were halfway as erudite and well read as Cypress you might garner consideration.

    Desh is TD in reverse but at least people respond to hers.

    Skidmark is JPP’s best Troll and could be number one if he was ever serious. Yurt is unquestionably the most annoying but best threads? Meh.

    Mason and Jack are relative newbies so no.

    Personally I think Dixie and Dungheap were the best even if they are not current members.
    Crypiss is a sanctimonious hectoring arsehole who stalks women, why you rate him is truly beyond me.
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    nice trolling about cypress. i know you know he's a dumbass. I refuse to believe anyone sees that differently. so... nice try mott.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Crypiss is a sanctimonious hectoring arsehole who stalks women, why you rate him is truly beyond me.
    Simple. He isn’t an ignorant redneck.
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    Why the hell would anyone with a hint of intelligence vote for "Your Mom"? Who's mother posts on JPP?
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Simple. He isn’t an ignorant redneck.
    He's not a "redneck." He's an idiot.

    EDIT: Whoops! I should have put my glasses on. My bad.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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