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    I have the day off, because I said so. So I'm swimming in the pool and my dog drops her ball (orange floaty thingy) down the embankment and starts whining.

    I tell her to ssshh, and yeah, that didn't work. So I get out and see the ball fell about 2 feet down. I have no idea what shrubbery this is on the embankment, but assumed it was rough.

    Yurt out idiot himself because Yurt decides to get the ball without using a tool and slides about 8 feet down the embankment because the farking shrubbery is farking slippery.

    Yurt for the win!

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    tomorrow we can discuss home cures for poison ivy.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    I have the day off, because I said so. So I'm swimming in the pool and my dog drops her ball (orange floaty thingy) down the embankment and starts whining.

    I tell her to ssshh, and yeah, that didn't work. So I get out and see the ball fell about 2 feet down. I have no idea what shrubbery this is on the embankment, but assumed it was rough.

    Yurt out idiot himself because Yurt decides to get the ball without using a tool and slides about 8 feet down the embankment because the farking shrubbery is farking slippery.

    Yurt for the win!
    Yurt loves his dog

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    She is a huge joy in my life.

    I went through a rough patch awhile ago and she helped me through. Dogs are the best people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    I have the day off, because I said so. So I'm swimming in the pool and my dog drops her ball (orange floaty thingy) down the embankment and starts whining.

    I tell her to ssshh, and yeah, that didn't work. So I get out and see the ball fell about 2 feet down. I have no idea what shrubbery this is on the embankment, but assumed it was rough.

    Yurt out idiot himself because Yurt decides to get the ball without using a tool and slides about 8 feet down the embankment because the farking shrubbery is farking slippery.

    Yurt for the win!
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    "Corporate America today is the lobbying arm of the Chinese Communist Party and Wall Street is the investor relations department," Steve Bannon.

    "Tell the truth, I think, for a change," Carter told MSNBC when asked what advice he would give Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    tomorrow we can discuss home cures for poison ivy.......
    We don't have that here, we have poison oak........

    Hopefully that was what he fell in & doesn't shower. to late now for cures....

    Nothing like poison oak on a hot sweaty day..... Poor Yurt...

    "Corporate America today is the lobbying arm of the Chinese Communist Party and Wall Street is the investor relations department," Steve Bannon.

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