I have the day off, because I said so. So I'm swimming in the pool and my dog drops her ball (orange floaty thingy) down the embankment and starts whining.

I tell her to ssshh, and yeah, that didn't work. So I get out and see the ball fell about 2 feet down. I have no idea what shrubbery this is on the embankment, but assumed it was rough.

Yurt out idiot himself because Yurt decides to get the ball without using a tool and slides about 8 feet down the embankment because the farking shrubbery is farking slippery.

Yurt for the win!