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    Default The Enumerated Laws of Life: According to Yurt

    The Demi God Yurt has decided to bestow upon you mere mortals (Grind the God of Herb is of course excluded from you mere mortals) the wisdom of the gods.

    Herb is pure, herb is good.

    Brownie herb is sometimes better.

    Mason is a red headed step child.

    Swimming in the ocean in the summer in Southern California is awesome.

    Mason is a swamp dwelling left over poop from Baywatch.

    Life is good!

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    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures is one of the holy scripts. You must see to understand enlightenment.

    We are currently working on a sequel.

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    Men at Work explains some of our pain, but you will get partial enlightenment from watching and learning

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    Why do you constantly try to suck off Grind? Do you expect some Brownie Points at the end of the day? Maybe a Trophy?
    (you're going to have to try a LOT harder if you are trying to dislodge USF and Legina from 1st and 2nd Place)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Why do you constantly try to suck off Grind? Do you expect some Brownie Points at the end of the day? Maybe a Trophy?
    (you're going to have to try a LOT harder if you are trying to dislodge USF and Legina from 1st and 2nd Place)
    Why do you constantly think of others giving Grind head? I don't. But you it is always on your mind.

    As to the rest, troll trolls as troll does.

    Sand, find it, then pound over and over, until you'll understand your posts.

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    As always, the herb takers abide.

    Losers like Jack nibble at our ankles.

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    What do you call this:
    Lord Yurt: "The Demi God Yurt has decided to bestow upon you mere mortals (Grind the God of Herb is of course excluded from you mere mortals) the wisdom of the gods."

    You ALWAYS do this. You put your pair of kneepads on and publicly suckle at the appendage of Grind. I'm at a loss here. Can you explain why you do this?



    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    Why do you constantly think of others giving Grind head? I don't. But you it is always on your mind.

    As to the rest, troll trolls as troll does.

    Sand, find it, then pound over and over, until you'll understand your posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    The Demi God Yurt has decided to bestow upon you mere mortals (Grind the God of Herb is of course excluded from you mere mortals) the wisdom of the gods.

    Herb is pure, herb is good.

    Brownie herb is sometimes better.

    Mason is a red headed step child.

    Swimming in the ocean in the summer in Southern California is awesome.

    Mason is a swamp dwelling left over poop from Baywatch.

    Life is good!
    Your massive stupidity proves that herb is not good for everybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Your massive stupidity proves that herb is not good for everybody.
    Do you know what a mirror is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    The Demi God Yurt has decided to bestow upon you mere mortals (Grind the God of Herb is of course excluded from you mere mortals) the wisdom of the gods.

    Herb is pure, herb is good.

    Brownie herb is sometimes better.

    Mason is a red headed step child.

    Swimming in the ocean in the summer in Southern California is awesome.

    Mason is a swamp dwelling left over poop from Baywatch.

    Life is good!
    Mason IS a redheaded stepchild!
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Why do you constantly try to suck off Grind? Do you expect some Brownie Points at the end of the day? Maybe a Trophy?
    (you're going to have to try a LOT harder if you are trying to dislodge USF and Legina from 1st and 2nd Place)
    Jack!give him a break!Yurt likes Grind's weed flavored cum!
    No judgement!
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    Why do you constantly think of others giving Grind head? I don't. But you it is always on your mind.

    As to the rest, troll trolls as troll does.

    Sand, find it, then pound over and over, until you'll understand your posts.
    Yurt you can't kiss Grind's ass all the time,and think people won't see you want to blow him!
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures is one of the holy scripts. You must see to understand enlightenment.

    We are currently working on a sequel.
    BOGUS, MAN!!
    Anonymity is priceless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Yurt View Post
    Do you know what a mirror is?


    Brain dead stoner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post


    Brain dead stoner.
    An ad hom because you can't debate. Tell us again how well educated you are lol.

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