Just talked to my mom and she wants me to be the executor of her will and estate.
I said no, you're not dying, don't even talk to me about it.
She said I need to grow up, accept my profession with regards to her, and deal with reality.
Fine, I hate reality. My mom will never die. She is immortal. Fuck all of you.
My father wouldn't talk of death, very similar to a Rastifarian in that way since he sailed the world's oceans for decades and often faced grave perils.
Anywho, you should be grateful that your mom wants to take good care of business.
It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.
"There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."
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