The 4th

[Rune]

Penises?

Tit for tat, eh?

[MAGA MAN]

Tit for tat, eh?

I love tits without tats.

[Minister of Truth]

I'll be working on the 4th, so, whatever we throw together in the breakdown is how I'll celebrate.

[Rune]

I love tits without tats.

No tat fan here either.

[Yurt]

I am a vaginatarian.
As such, I am aware of what vagina owners often eat.

I see what you did there, you prick!

[MAGA MAN]

No tat fan here either.

They are the mark of the devil.

[Mason Michaels]

They are the mark of the devil.

What Mark would that be?

[MAGA MAN]

What Mark would that be?

...of the devil.

[Mason Michaels]

...of the devil.

What Mark is mark of the Devil,keep in mind,the Devil gave his power and seat to the Beast,that came out of the sea.

[Poor Richard Saunders]

I had other plans for the Fourth of July.... However my mother is going through a nasty divorce and basically asked me if I could come down.

Like I'm going to say no....

Any she is a vegetarian and wants me to grill up some food.

Any ideas on vege grills? I Google it and it seems nasty. I'm going to bring my ribeye... So I'm guessing she wants corn, which is easy.... But what the Fook does a vege eat at a bbq?

Thank you for any help my JPP friends.

Asparagus grills nicely. Just coat with olive oil, salt and pepper as desired. (This goes well with ribeye. I throw them on when I turn the steak.)
Zucchini or any other summer squash, sliced the long way with olive oil and seasonings (Or cubed on a kabob with other vegetables)
bell peppers, any color, cut into strips

Cook long enough to get grill marks, turn and repeat.

Don't forget about pineapple rings or pears as fruits that you can grill.

[anatta]

Russian immigrants across the street have an Uncle Sam flowy thing hanging from a flag pole up.

The rest of these deadhead Hispanic and Brits and gawd knows everywhere else didn't even sick a cheap flag up.

I did the cheap flag on the front door thing