I AM NOW A retard: prepare to wet your pants or painties

[Yurt]

He lives in a very expensive house on the Californian coast!!

Must you remember everything about what posters tell you and then repeat it?

And according to California standards, it isn't very expensive. I'm like a Datsun between two bimmers.

[Yurt]

If you're a mod, you should know how to edit your title post, Yurt.

Can you be any more Ghey?

[Yurt]

Let's bring this here since I need to ask the question, and can't answer any other way.


Who is claiming I said this? I don't know any of the mods on Facebook, and never even hinted to the idea that I do.

Stalker alert!

[Bill]

Must you remember everything about what posters tell you and then repeat it?

And according to California standards, it isn't very expensive. I'm like a Datsun between two bimmers.

Not heard that in a long time.. I use to have one..

[RB 60]

Am I suppose to be intimidated by that? Also I stopped wetting my pants when I was five years old and quite some time ago.

Is that when you discovered Pampers?

[cancel2 2022]

Must you remember everything about what posters tell you and then repeat it?

And according to California standards, it isn't very expensive. I'm like a Datsun between two bimmers.

Sorry, but I thought it was common enough knowledge.

[Yurt]

Not heard that in a long time.. I use to have one..

I've always known the car and the term / euphemism as jalopy...

My first car, my dad told me I was getting a Chevy Malibu. I was so so stoked. Turned out to be a 1978.... Baby blue. Yeah. But fuck it, I was one of the few idiots in HS who had a car! Rock on forever baby blue!

[Yurt]

Sorry, but I thought it was common enough knowledge.

That I live in California and on the coast is common knowledge, not where my house is.

I'm cool Tom, it doesn't pin point where I live.

And maybe someday we will have a pint if you make it here.

[gemini104104]

Nope as a baby boomer I was of the stinky cloth diaper days.

[Yurt]

Not heard that in a long time.. I use to have one..

Did you own a pinto as well?

[Yurt]

Nope as a baby boomer I was of the stinky cloth diaper days.

I'm sorry you couldn't dress yourself.

[gemini104104]

Actually as a infant I was of the baby boomer stinky cloth diaper and blue pin days.

[gemini104104]

Not at all because in 1960's my aunt and mother would re pamper my hide if I were to ever come home with the stinky indecency at pooping and wetting on myself at being vindictive child. Never happened.

[RB 60]

The LORD of JPP has ARISEN

AND JUSTICE shall be MINE

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR LORD

Hey, Chief Rock-A-Ho...

"Smoke on my peace pipe I'll make you high
You never know until you give it a try..."

[gemini104104]

Well at 6 months old as a infant, how could you imagine jumping up out of mom's womb and dressing and cleansing yourself?