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    Default Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She’s Drunk You’ll Fucking Know It

    WASHINGTON—Denying that there was any factual basis to the doctored footage shared by President Trump that suggested she was intoxicated, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi blasted the viral video clip Friday by claiming that you’ll fucking know it when she’s drunk. “Yet again, we have the President spreading baseless accusations on his Twitter feed, this time implying I’ve been drunk on the job, when in reality there’s not going to be any goddamn ambiguity whatsoever when I decide to get loaded,” said Pelosi, telling reporters that she couldn’t have been under the influence in the video because it did not feature her clutching the lectern for dear life while flipping off her colleagues and calling them “a gaggle of cocksuckers.”

    “This video is a distraction from the malfeasance and cover-ups that this administration is actively engaged in, so let me put this matter to rest once and for all: When I get plastered, I’m a mean-ass drunk, so until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthy’s dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing I’ve been sober as a goddamn judge.” Pelosi reportedly went on to do a keg stand on the Capitol lawn to demonstrate exactly what “you fucking geniuses” should be on the lookout for.


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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    its the Ole O'Keefe plan

    doctored tapes

    the republican party cheats its fucking ass off in elections
    oh yeah, there are still what, 17 months until the election?.........we've only seen a tiny tiny bit of the shit coming, only way the GOP can win national elections

    now it's time for Barr to skew and take out-of-context actual classified intel..........they just keep amping up the level of treachery every year

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Impeach Barr
    hopefully both Barr and his demented boss will both be punished if the shit ever ends, but I've pretty much lost all faith in America's 'justice' system, overrun with actual fascists

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    hopefully both Barr and his demented boss will both be punished if the shit ever ends, but I've pretty much lost all faith in America's 'justice' system, overrun with actual fascists
    its saving us

    Its going to work


    chin up

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    its saving us

    Its going to work


    chin up
    you're probably correct, and I probably shouldn't give up for another 17 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    you're probably correct, and I probably shouldn't give up for another 17 months
    don't give up


    its working


    it was NEVER designed to be quick

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    I'll give her props for at least admitting that she gets drunk and takes God's name in vain. Classy lady.
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    don't give up


    its working


    it was NEVER designed to be quick
    the key is for patriots to ignore all these right wing lies, fake stories by shits like O'Keefe, every story TrumpTV puts on the air, and keep focused on reality/investigations/prosecutions

    the MSM sure ain't no help, they're still airing Trump's every insane tweet, running clips of his reichstag rallies, and reporters very, very seldom real-time fact checking these lies....they just report it as if it is 'news'............it was the same when GWB was fucking up the country, complicit as hell

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    She di..umm...er..duh...oh...did?
    TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..


    De Oppresso Liber

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    the key is for patriots to ignore all these right wing lies, fake stories by shits like O'Keefe, every story TrumpTV puts on the air, and keep focused on reality/investigations/prosecutions

    the MSM sure ain't no help, they're still airing Trump's every insane tweet, running clips of his reichstag rallies, and reporters very, very seldom real-time fact checking these lies....they just report it as if it is 'news'............it was the same when GWB was fucking up the country, complicit as hell
    NOT IGNORE THEM


    POINT OUT THE LIES AND CHEATING

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grokmaster View Post
    She di..umm...er..duh...oh...did?
    Sounds like Obama
    Abortion rights dogma can obscure human reason & harden the human heart so much that the same person who feels
    empathy for animal suffering can lack compassion for unborn children who experience lethal violence and excruciating
    pain in abortion.

    Unborn animals are protected in their nesting places, humans are not. To abort something is to end something
    which has begun. To abort life is to end it.



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