got pulled over by the pigs today

[Sailor]

^Certainly the result of one though.

[Controlled Opposition]

^Certainly the result of one though.

^^^
Witty retort.

[Rune]

I beg to differ. You are a retard. Why do you categorize a police officer as a pig.
How about in your profession or job people classify you as a dumb mother fucker. I don’t believe everyone in your profession should be classified as a dumb mother fucker so stop classifying police as pigs. It’s not nice. Are you reliving the 60’s man, got pulled over by a pig.

You are the retard, retard.

[BRUTALITOPS]

i support and love police, as should be very clear by my posting on JPP. I liked trolling in my thread title, and a butthurt loser by the name of tkaffen got offended by it. cry more bitch.

[Minister of Truth]

as for being over the speedlimit, I think it might have been a speed trap cause I was coming up a hill and the speed limit probably just changed. There was no way I was like blazing down the road or anything like that. The officer must have realized his case was shotty because there is no way usually you get a warning for being 11 mph over.

I tend to find that the slower the speed limit, the less latitude they give people. Going 41 in a 30 seems to draw more attention than going 56 in a 45, or 85 in a 70.

Also, if you are speeding in a 30 zone, the people who are going to be watching are municipal cops, who are less tolerant of traffic infractions. Once you are in a zone of 40+, you are more likely dealing with deputies and highway patrol, who are less phased by that sort of thing.

[MAGA MAN]

I tend to find that the slower the speed limit, the less latitude they give people. Going 41 in a 30 seems to draw more attention than going 56 in a 45, or 85 in a 70.

Also, if you are speeding in a 30 zone, the people who are going to be watching are municipal cops, who are less tolerant of traffic infractions. Once you are in a zone of 40+, you are more likely dealing with deputies and highway patrol, who are less phased by that sort of thing.

Duh. Stay within 10% over and you'll never be pulled over. Do you need help with the math?

[Minister of Truth]

i just looked up the mass law. I was warned for a 90/17... which means that in theory not only should I have been fined, but I should have been fined double. I'm telling you... something weird happened. maybe he thought I was sus for another reason and then realized all he had was fake news

I also think, in addendum to my above post, that since municipal cops are more concerned about matters less mundane than traffic enforcement, you are more likely to receive a warning from them. I got pulled over last year in Redmond by a cop, and he let me off because of my military status. I got pulled over 9 years ago in Olympia by a state patrolman, and all he was willing to do was downgrade the fine, because, his job is literally just to enforce traffic, scan plates for outstanding warrants, and respond to anything else before handing it off to some other law enforcement entity.

[BRUTALITOPS]

redmond was my home town 3d.

you probably drove past lots of my old stomping grounds

that's pretty cool.

[Mott the Hoople]

I would report this guy. No way in H E double hockey sticks do you get a warning for 11 miles over. However, this could open a can of shite you don't want opened.

The only time I reported a cop was in the 11th grade. The fucker hit me in the chest and then threatened me with all sorts of hell.

Then he actually came up to me and literally apologized for his actions. I actually thought he was going to arrest me....he literally said: I am sorry for my actions. I acted inappropriately. I will never forget it.

I would have shot you.

[Mott the Hoople]

If I were black I suppose I would be yelling about police abuse and racism and calling the cop a asshole and then wonder why my black negative privilege screwed me again.

No you wouldn’t. They’d have shot your uppity ass.

[Mott the Hoople]

my son got a ticket for going 135 in a 55 on his motorcycle.......

I almost got a ticket for doing sixty in a 35 mph zone...on my bicycle.

Was descending Clingman’s Dome in TN with a friend and got pulled over by a Ranger at the botttof the mountain. Pulled out his ticket book and started to write us one but the he saw the look on our faces and the prick changed his mind and gave us a warning.

[Mott the Hoople]

and people wonder why I strive to be so chill. Getting out of speeding tickets is one such reason. I was so so chill today. You have no idea.

He must have thought you were a girl. They have these things called “warning tickets” but they only give them to girls.

[Mott the Hoople]

yes I know, but sometimes you can try to finesse your situation. my solution doesn't admit guilt, while also coming off amicable. You don't have to play in the middle of the lines like me because you are a woman and can just flirt or cry and you are golden. Us guys have to use more creative means.

True. I got out of a ticket once when the officer asked me if I knew how fast I was going by saying to the officer “I need to poop real bad.”.

He just gave me a weird look and told me to go.

[Mott the Hoople]

I have never cried nor flirted.

You would if you were married to Grind.

[Mott the Hoople]

which group would that be?

Michigan citizen.