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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmymccready View Post
    You are weak for getting pulled over like that.

    I have had two speeding tickets (1980 in Alaska, 2011 in Louisiana), and I speed like crazy.

    In Lamoni, Iowa, a horse drawn carriage at oh dark thirty before dawn was plugging down main street in 2013, the road was dark, and I had that horse and driver crapping in their pants when I pulled out and went by.

    11 over? Please. No war story there.
    Can’t wait for you to hit someone traveling at a high rate of speed. Let’s see who will be crapping their pants.
    I’ve seen enough serious accidents caused by idiots like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r i n d View Post
    i know a guy that was going 15 over through virginia, he has no record, didn't matter. Immediately arrested, he ended up in jail for 60 days. And that was after a plea deal. The south doesn't play.
    This sounds like total bull shit. My guess he had a pending warrant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    Yes, you pathetic cunt, 11 miles over will usually get anyone a ticket.

    I think it may have been the fact that you blew him that got you (and him) off.
    Do you get tired of being such a jack ass loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    Do you get tired of being such a jack ass loser.
    You ever get tired of sucking your own father's cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r i n d View Post
    i know a guy that was going 15 over through virginia, he has no record, didn't matter. Immediately arrested, he ended up in jail for 60 days. And that was after a plea deal. The south doesn't play.
    Nah, you don't. Didn't happen.

    Cool story, bruh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    You ever get tired of sucking your own father's cock?
    Let me guess.. you are 31 years old, you have no job or working part time making minimum wage, live with mommy, daddy left after you were born, your room is in the basement, never been laid or out on a date, 120lbs overweight, dropped out of high school and when you are not on this forum you are jacking off into your mothers panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    You ever get tired of sucking your own father's cock?

    PS asshole, how old do you think I am. My father is dead.
    I’m shacking up with your father. He loves to suck my dick. You taught your father well.

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    Holy poople, this thread went south....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    PS asshole, how old do you think I am. My father is dead.
    I’m shacking up with your father. He loves to suck my dick. You taught your father well.
    Wow. So you fucked your own dad to death?

    At least he died with a smile on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    Let me guess.. you are 31 years old, you have no job or working part time making minimum wage, live with mommy, daddy left after you were born, your room is in the basement, never been laid or out on a date, 120lbs overweight, dropped out of high school and when you are not on this forum you are jacking off into your mothers panties.
    LOL! Someone's clearly been wounded gravely.

    Sober up and try again, Tinkerbell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    LOL! Someone's clearly been wounded gravely.

    Sober up and try again, Tinkerbell.
    I see you are not denying any of this. Try not to hit the walls tonight as you fantasize about being with a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    Wow. So you fucked your own dad to death?

    At least he died with a smile on his face.

    I will also die with a smile on my face, you taught your father well. How is your mother and siblings.
    I now realize how you got your intellect. Your father is also your uncle. At least your parents kept it all in the family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    I see you are not denying any of this. Try not to hit the walls tonight as you fantasize about being with a woman.
    Pweeze stawp cwying, pwincess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    I will also die with a smile on my face, you taught your father well. How is your mother and siblings.
    I now realize how you got your intellect. Your father is also your uncle. At least your parents kept it all in the family.
    Sad that you hate yourself for loving the taste of your own shit mingled with your dad's cum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tkaffen View Post
    Can’t wait for you to hit someone traveling at a high rate of speed. Let’s see who will be crapping their pants.
    I’ve seen enough serious accidents caused by idiots like you.
    Never been in an accident. Never will.

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