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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Say, we don't need to wear ill-fitting Nazi uniforms and carry Tiki torches here, do we? Just asking for a friend.
    Only if they are leather shorts, and tight fitting.

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    Good morning
    Breakfast is served....buttermilk-chia waffles with blueberries, real maple syrup.... and Enchanted tiki pineapple smoothies....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I had a client a long way back who owned a strip club called the Tiki Cabaret. I'd meet him there mid-mornings before opening and we'd review plans and drink coffee at the bar. The gal that worked the bar at that hour was stunningly gorgeous with the girl next door sort of look. One time he sent a limo up to gather me and my 'hood buddies for our month poker night, and she sat on my lap for the last hour that we were there.
    Was she looking at your cards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Was she looking at your cards?
    I don't think we played cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I had a client a long way back who owned a strip club called the Tiki Cabaret. I'd meet him there mid-mornings before opening and we'd review plans and drink coffee at the bar. The gal that worked the bar at that hour was stunningly gorgeous with the girl next door sort of look. One time he sent a limo up to gather me and my 'hood buddies for our month poker night, and she sat on my lap for the last hour that we were there.
    I bet that made your did you talk about the first thing that stuck up? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    I bet that made your did you talk about the first thing that stuck up? lol
    I don't understand the question.

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    Good morning one and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I don't understand the question.
    what happens to a man when a gorgeous woman sits on his lap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    A place for old JPP posters and new (Amazon immigrants) posters can come to have discussions on a wide range of topics in a civil manner.
    Seriously?

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    You guys do realize this is a Mason thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    what happens to a man when a gorgeous woman sits on his lap?
    I suppose it depends on the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I suppose it depends on the man.
    True but I was referring to normal men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    True but I was referring to normal men.
    There are a lot of differences in normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    There are a lot of differences in normal.
    Ok, then how about horney old bastards like me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    Ok, then how about horney old bastards like me?
    You start telling her about your investments?

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