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    Quote Originally Posted by I<3Possums View Post
    Your bedroom would not have Republicans if you moved it to California.
    Can't speak to his bedroom, but otherwise untrue. California has millions upon millions of Repubes. Albeit still a minority, however, they are more sympathetic
    to the potential of their fundamental rights being trammeled and therefore don't try to get uppity. It's a good situation.

    While respecting your diversity we pretty much run the show. No infestation of authoritarian personalities exists and it cannot be
    foreseen on the horizon. If it pops up here and there, we bleach the sheets and spray some Fabreze around. That' all that's needed
    to remove your stench.

    Please stay away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have an infestation problem in my home that I'm deeply concerned about and had affected a lot of people in my home State of Ohio, though I know that there are other States that have this infestation problem too. I could definately use some advise on how best to manage the infestation and if they're are any Pest Control measures I can use to rid my home of this infestation.

    Currently my bedroom has been infested with conservative Republiccans who want to control my sex life and reproductive rights, even who I have consensual sex with. What's the best way to rid ourselves of this infestation?
    The trick is to get them to use their guns on each other. Provide free drink and drugs at trump meetings.

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    But what to do about a gun cabinet infestation lol?
    Coup has started. First of many steps. Impeachment will follow ultimately~WB attorney Mark Zaid, January 2017

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    Quote Originally Posted by iolo View Post
    The trick is to get them to use their guns on each other. Provide free drink and drugs at trump meetings.
    with mild hallucinogens and hats with antlers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Can't speak to his bedroom, but otherwise untrue. California has millions upon millions of Repubes. Albeit still a minority, however, they are more sympathetic
    to the potential of their fundamental rights being trammeled and therefore don't try to get uppity. It's a good situation.

    While respecting your diversity we pretty much run the show. No infestation of authoritarian personalities exists and it cannot be
    foreseen on the horizon. If it pops up here and there, we bleach the sheets and spray some Fabreze around. That' all that's needed
    to remove your stench.

    Please stay away.
    I had no idea that someone could fit so much irony into one post. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    with mild hallucinogens and hats with antlers?
    Obama masks and, preferably, nuclear arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iolo View Post
    The trick is to get them to use their guns on each other. Provide free drink and drugs at trump meetings.
    Sit down and be quiet, Nazi.

    You can't even vote in our elections.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iolo View Post
    Obama masks and, preferably, nuclear arms.
    We provide your tiny little country with a nuclear umbrella, Nazi. Be quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have an infestation problem in my home that I'm deeply concerned about and had affected a lot of people in my home State of Ohio, though I know that there are other States that have this infestation problem too. I could definately use some advise on how best to manage the infestation and if they're are any Pest Control measures I can use to rid my home of this infestation.

    Currently my bedroom has been infested with conservative Republiccans who want to control my sex life and reproductive rights, even who I have consensual sex with. What's the best way to rid ourselves of this infestation?
    divorce......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Can't speak to his bedroom, but otherwise untrue. California has millions upon millions of Repubes. Albeit still a minority, however, they are more sympathetic
    to the potential of their fundamental rights being trammeled and therefore don't try to get uppity. It's a good situation.

    While respecting your diversity we pretty much run the show. No infestation of authoritarian personalities exists and it cannot be
    foreseen on the horizon. If it pops up here and there, we bleach the sheets and spray some Fabreze around. That' all that's needed
    to remove your stench.

    Please stay away.
    See Mott? Like minded people who also love abortion. Move there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have an infestation problem in my home that I'm deeply concerned about and had affected a lot of people in my home State of Ohio, though I know that there are other States that have this infestation problem too. I could definately use some advise on how best to manage the infestation and if they're are any Pest Control measures I can use to rid my home of this infestation.

    Currently my bedroom has been infested with conservative Republiccans who want to control my sex life and reproductive rights, even who I have consensual sex with. What's the best way to rid ourselves of this infestation?
    Grow up and get a set of nads (Testicles). One can't continue to fear the BS liberal crap you posted above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I<3Possums View Post
    See Mott? Like minded people who also love abortion. Move there.
    true......he could sell his house in Ohio, his vacation home in West Virginia, his three cars and Dollie and get himself a one bedroom condo in Redlands instead.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have an infestation problem in my home that I'm deeply concerned about and had affected a lot of people in my home State of Ohio, though I know that there are other States that have this infestation problem too. I could definately use some advise on how best to manage the infestation and if they're are any Pest Control measures I can use to rid my home of this infestation.

    Currently my bedroom has been infested with conservative Republiccans who want to control my sex life and reproductive rights, even who I have consensual sex with. What's the best way to rid ourselves of this infestation?
    Spray them with Incel-B-Gone. They should scurry off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have an infestation problem in my home that I'm deeply concerned about and had affected a lot of people in my home State of Ohio, though I know that there are other States that have this infestation problem too. I could definately use some advise on how best to manage the infestation and if they're are any Pest Control measures I can use to rid my home of this infestation.

    Currently my bedroom has been infested with conservative Republiccans who want to control my sex life and reproductive rights, even who I have consensual sex with. What's the best way to rid ourselves of this infestation?
    You are never going to get conservatives to stop being obsessed with the sex lives of other people, whether is is abortion, gay marriage, or INCEL-fueled sexual resentment

    All you can really do is eliminate conservatives from your social sphere to the extent feasible. Some people practice the philosophy that if someone supports Trump, then are are un-dateable, they will not make compatible friends, and they are not mate or spouse-worthy. Social shunning is a time honored and effective tradition, mate!

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