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    Default a carrot accidently broke off in my butthole. How do I get it out?

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    The American genocide of Hispanics
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    Death to America! Death to Israel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernie or Lose View Post
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    I realize that lefties hate having to hold down jobs and all, but driving Hispanic unemployment to an all time low is not genocide. Low unemployment figures just scare lefties, since it represents a culture where people have jobs. Calling the lowest Hispanic unemployment in history "genocide" is nothing but drama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernie or Lose View Post
    a carrot accidently broke off in my butthole. How do I get it out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernie or Lose View Post
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    >> a carrot accidently broke off in my butthole. How do I get it out?<<

    Have you asked Mason?
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    Get Mayor Pete to come by and suck it out.
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    I appreciate you Watermark. You finally get laid and now you're like "I want to get kinky AF!"
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    [QUOTE=Bernie or Lose;3039756]a carrot accidently broke off in my butthole. How do I get it out?

    They say a former Amazonite called Jack has some experience in these matters. You might try hitting him up.
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    did Billy even have to change anything?......
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    Quote Originally Posted by cawacko View Post
    I appreciate you Watermark. You finally get laid and now you're like "I want to get kinky AF!"
    Him sticking his dick in a hole he made, in his pillow, is not really him getting laid.

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