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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    I don't think JPP accepts applications from felons and whores like you, ma'am.
    Oh, so that's what the OP is about? Have TD on ignore. I was hoping he was volunteering as tribute so we can appease the Storm Gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Oh, so that's what the OP is about? Have TD on ignore. I was hoping he was volunteering as tribute so we can appease the Storm Gods.
    I think giving them food poisoning would bring about their wrath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    You have a disturbing imagination to go there.

    Who are the two young women in your avatar? If they are sisters, one of them got hit with an unfortunate combination of genes.
    Those are European Jewish features,you're seeing!
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    I think giving them food poisoning would bring about their wrath.
    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    I married my first wife,two months after she turned 16.
    What state is that legal in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    What state is that legal in?
    Ohio!But her Mom had to sign off.
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Oh, so that's what the OP is about? Have TD on ignore. I was hoping he was volunteering as tribute so we can appease the Storm Gods.
    I think in his case tossing him into a volcano to appease Pele the Fire God might be more apporpriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
    Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads...
    South Toledo.
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    What state is that legal in?
    Toledo
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I met my wife when she was 17, and waited until she turned 18 to ask her out. I almost fell over when she said yes.

    But then again, I had a motorcycle back then, and when served up right are the ultimate chic magnet. The poor girl could not resist.
    Everyone knows why chicks like motorcycles, especially older Harleys...
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Everyone knows why chicks like motorcycles, especially older Harleys...
    Not for that reason. Mine was a '79 KZ650C, 4 cylinder, DOHC, triple disk brakes. Smooth and quiet. Once they found out that they could get a ride on a motorcycle behind a handsome young gentleman without feeling like they were going to die, I had girls waiting in line to wear my spare helmet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    South Toledo.
    Oh gosh, sorry to here that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Oh gosh, sorry to here that.
    Lol
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    They are Margot and Anne Frank died in a Nazi concentration camp in March 1945
    What a horrible comment from DS
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
    What a horrible comment from DS
    I'm just a horrible person.

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