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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    I have not but our neighbor, who is almost blind, loves them. You can also get the audio version for a few bucks more when you buy Kindle books.
    How exciting! There isn't much in Florida except moccasin snakes and gators. Unfortunately, some dumbasses feed gators and they get so brave they start snatching kids and pets from the shorelines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    How exciting! There isn't much in Florida except moccasin snakes and gators. Unfortunately, some dumbasses feed gators and they get so brave they start snatching kids and pets from the shorelines.
    Left hand on my dog's leash, right hand holding a 40 cal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Left hand on my dog's leash, right hand holding a 40 cal...
    (sigh) "Left hand on my dog's leash, right hand holding a 40 ounce can of Colt 45". (this is more like it, Folks)

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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



    I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'




    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'

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    hahahaha ... I had no idea you had a sense of humor!


    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



    I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'




    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'

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    How sick is this:
    Dark Soul starts a thread 'Car shopping'.
    "Members banned from this thread: evince and Jack"

    Who (other than Legina) bans people from a Car Shopping thread???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    How exciting! There isn't much in Florida except moccasin snakes and gators. Unfortunately, some dumbasses feed gators and they get so brave they start snatching kids and pets from the shorelines.
    That sounds like a colossally stupid idea. Don't you also have problems with huge pythons and boas that ppl let go because they got tired of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
    Hahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    That sounds like a colossally stupid idea. Don't you also have problems with huge pythons and boas that ppl let go because they got tired of them?
    Yes, very stupid! A kid in Disney world was pulled from the shore and killed by a gator just a few years ago. Yep, the python issue is happening too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Left hand on my dog's leash, right hand holding a 40 cal...
    Idk, some of those gators are pretty big. I'd be afraid it wouldn't stop them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    Idk, some of those gators are pretty big. I'd be afraid it wouldn't stop them....
    A .40 will stop a drug crazed overgrown man; it will stop a gator. Or a bear. And mine carries ten rounds...

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    On "Swamp People," they kill gators with a .22 to the brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    Idk, some of those gators are pretty big. I'd be afraid it wouldn't stop them....
    You certainly wouldn't want to be wrong!Even once!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    How sick is this:
    Dark Soul starts a thread 'Car shopping'.
    "Members banned from this thread: evince and Jack"

    Who (other than Legina) bans people from a Car Shopping thread???
    I'm against banning anyone!
    But the committee are hard asses and certain people pissed them off,one to many times!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Look at the pic I just saw on FB....from a FB page called Garden n country


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