Originally Posted by
Tranquillus in Exile
1st DEEP STATER: We all know that creep doesn't have a hope of winning in November. But just in case he does, we're gonna spy on his campaign and say we're invesigating Trump-Russia collusion. BO knows all about it.
2nd DEEP STATER: But Trump isn't colluding with Russia! Look, if it was me running their election-meddling operation, I sure as hell wouldn't confide in Donny Bigmouth, would you? Those Russians aren't dumb, you know.
1st DS: Hell, I know that! This is gonna be a fake investigation but with real spying. You could call it, I dunno, an "insurance policy" just in case he looks like winning. But he won't win, so nobody will hold us to account, see? Are you in?
2nd DS: Er ...
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