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    Default Happy non-deformed hetero-sexual normal penis day!

    Today is our day as normal hetero-sexual males with normal undeformed penises of regular size to say, "Hey, we get a day of recognition ourselves." We're not kinky, we don't have sexual dysfunctions or disorders and our penises aren't deformed. No micro-penises. No horsecock. Just right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Part Multi 313 View Post
    Today is our day as normal hetero-sexual males with normal undeformed penises of regular size to say, "Hey, we get a day of recognition ourselves." We're not kinky, we don't have sexual dysfunctions or disorders and our penises aren't deformed. No micro-penises. No horsecock. Just right.
    Thats pretty much everyday if you’re a white male.

    Ok calm down you feminist emasculators. If we listened to you we’d still be living in grass huts.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Well, at least after being circumcised, my dick don't look like a geoduck!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard the Duck View Post
    I guess that means mine does.
    As if anyone believes you even have one.

    Howard the Dickless.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Some of us celebrate that every day. Just sayin'. lol

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    "Go where no ones gone before ,is my motto!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Part Multi 313 View Post
    Today is our day as normal hetero-sexual males with normal undeformed penises of regular size to say, "Hey, we get a day of recognition ourselves." We're not kinky, we don't have sexual dysfunctions or disorders and our penises aren't deformed. No micro-penises. No horsecock. Just right.
    Congrats on coming out of the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Western Whisperer View Post
    Congrats on coming out of the closet.
    Where you been Mason?
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    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Part Multi 313 View Post
    Today is our day as normal hetero-sexual males with normal undeformed penises of regular size to say, "Hey, we get a day of recognition ourselves." We're not kinky, we don't have sexual dysfunctions or disorders and our penises aren't deformed. No micro-penises. No horsecock. Just right.
    *gives you the attention that you're craving*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    Where you been Mason?
    Had to send an Easter gift to Top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Western Whisperer View Post
    Had to send an Easter gift to Top.
    That's great!She can have Alpo,for Easter Dinner!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Thats pretty much everyday if you’re a white male.
    You trying to say black people have deformed dicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneByStone View Post
    You trying to say black people have deformed dicks?
    Some do. I’m just saying being average white dude ain’t a bad thing.
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