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    Default Software engineers aren't real engineers

    1. Computer engineering isn't an ABET accredited curriculum, like electrical engineering is, so few, if any, are able to obtain a professional license. In most states, therefore, it is illegal to call yourself an engineer without a license.
    2. They are constantly putting out crappy versions of their products, that crash and burn. Then they just design a "fix" and require the customer to install it. In the fields of real engineering, such ethics are not tolerated, and they would be forced from the practice. Imagine if the Ford Motor Company routinely put out products that fail routinely. They would have been put out of business decades ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    1. Computer engineering isn't an ABET accredited curriculum, like electrical engineering is, so few, if any, are able to obtain a professional license. In most states, therefore, it is illegal to call yourself an engineer without a license.
    2. They are constantly putting out crappy versions of their products, that crash and burn. Then they just design a "fix" and require the customer to install it. In the fields of real engineering, such ethics are not tolerated, and they would be forced from the practice. Imagine if the Ford Motor Company routinely put out products that fail routinely. They would have been put out of business decades ago.
    Like Don Quixote, it appears you are shadow boxing wind mills.

    I think all of the universities I attended or worked at had a computer science department, and what they offered was a bachelors degree in computer science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Like Don Quixote, it appears you are shadow boxing wind mills.

    I think all of the universities I attended or worked at had a computer science department, and what they offered was a bachelors degree in computer science.
    What does that have to do with engineering?

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    Well, my husband is a software engineer/systems architect. His BS is in industrial engineering, so he is, in fact, a bona fide engineer. He knows over a dozen computer languages including Cobol, SQL, C Sharp, etc. and has written a couple of proprietary ones as well for a system he designed for CIGNA. I think your bitch is with software companies and not software engineers.

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    Industrial engineering isn't ABET accredited.

    https://talk.collegeconfidential.com...ccredited.html

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    Building a large software application is far more challenging that building a car, as far as getting out a "bug free" product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blojobb View Post
    Building a large software application is far more challenging that building a car, as far as getting out a "bug free" product.
    When has that happened?

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    Hmmm, interesting. It does take a certain aptitude and analytical skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    Hmmm, interesting. It does take a certain aptitude and analytical skills.
    Have you ever known of a computer program that was bug-free?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Have you ever known of a computer program that was bug-free?
    No, but I don't see how that makes the creator less skilled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    No, but I don't see how that makes the creator less skilled.
    Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. How many new cars crash en masse on their way home from the dealer's showroom?

    How many bridges fall into the river the moment someone walks across?

    How many building collapse as soon as the tenants move in?

    Yet I can't think of a single software program that isn't buggy as fuck, and most (if not all) of them require constant patches to fix shit that the designers didn't get right before they released it.

    So "Bobb" the boob is FOS, in my experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. How many new cars crash en masse on their way home from the dealer's showroom?

    How many bridges fall into the river the moment someone walks across?

    Only a fcking moron would compare a bridge to a large software application. Are you a fcking moron? Bridges are very simple and do only one thing. Have you written a large bug-free software application, or you just a fcking moron who has no ability to even begin to grasp the complexity of software?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blojobb View Post
    Only a fcking moron would compare a bridge to a large software application.
    So you say.

    A designer incapable of creating a product that doesn't fail immediately may be "creative," but that's about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobb View Post
    Building a large software application is far more challenging that building a car, as far as getting out a "bug free" product.
    No it's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Life is Golden View Post
    Hmmm, interesting. It does take a certain aptitude and analytical skills.
    Agreed. But so are a lot of non engineering professions.

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