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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Trailers aren't allowed anywhere in the village, so you are not welcome here...
    He's not welcome in synagogues either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    its guano and its not from his dog.......
    ROFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    He's not welcome in synagogues either.
    Or in bars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Or in bars.
    Behind bars, though.

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    Poor Jack, so jealous of my full and successful life, can't keep up with it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard the Duck View Post
    Guno eats pork.

    Guno is a pig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    Huh. Figures you'd live in a literal shit neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    A dumbass that want their dog to get shot.

    A lot of people are seriously naive about their pets. They see them as some sort of adorable psuedochild that everyone should love and aren't to hip to the reality that a lot of people look at their dog as a four legged disease vector that damages other peoples property.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    A dumbass that want their dog to get shot.

    A lot of people are seriously naive about their pets. They see them as some sort of adorable psuedochild that everyone should love and aren't to hip to the reality that a lot of people look at their dog as a four legged disease vector that damages other peoples property.
    I dunno if that's a likely characterization. He picks up the dogs poop, but then flings the tied-up bag into the woods.

    These poop bags are advertised as biodegradable, and he's probably just dumb and doesn't understand that they need to be in contact with soil to degrade.

    In any event, I've prepared a little poster that I'm having laminated, two copies. I'll nail one onto the poop bag dispenser and another on the speed limit sign that he has to walk past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    Huh. Figures you'd I live in a literal shit neighborhood.
    Not nice to say about your mommy's home snowflake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Unless you just can't stand the idea of "ni**ers" teaching white kids.


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    Address the topic, not other posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    ..... aren't to hip to the reality that a lot of people look at their dog as a four legged disease vector that damages other peoples property.
    Someone's got issues.
    "When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Unless you just can't stand the idea of "ni**ers" teaching white kids.


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    Address the topic, not other posters.

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    I think it's important to take a minute here and ponder the question: why does Truth Detector masturbate in public?

    I think we can all agree that it's daddy issues and his pathological need for attention from males figures stronger than he is.

    The fun part is he knows I can't see what he's posting. It's how he comes on to other guys.

    Sad, really. But hilarious, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharacterAssassin View Post
    I think it's important to take a minute here and ponder the question: why does Truth Detector masturbate in public?

    I think we can all agree that it's daddy issues and his pathological need for attention from males figures stronger than he is.

    The fun part is he knows I can't see what he's posting. It's how he comes on to other guys.

    Sad, really. But hilarious, too.
    Do you watch him masturbate in public? Or are you one of those peeping-toms?
    Either way, you're a detestable and perverted piece of shit. Sad, really...
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion the goyim View Post
    He's not welcome in synagogues either.
    go lick you yeshus balls
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