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    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?

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    Time for a trail cam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    and you expected different in your trailer park
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    Try to look at this in a positive light, DS. At least he's picking up the dog shit within a 1000 foot radius of HIS house. (Course, the downside is that he tosses it over by YOUR house)
    DS. Have you ever tried to connect the dots here? ... I mean, how many enemies have you made there? (God Lord, I can't even begin to count the many here at JPP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    and you expected different in your trailer park
    Trailers aren't allowed anywhere in the village, so you are not welcome here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Try to look at this in a positive light, DS. At least he's picking up the dog shit within a 1000 foot radius of HIS house. (Course, the downside is that he tosses it over by YOUR house)
    DS. Have you ever tried to connect the dots here? ... I mean, how many enemies have you made there? (God Lord, I can't even begin to count the many here at JPP)
    Are you suggesting that this dumbass knows me lol? Maybe he's mad because I built my house here, then waited 14 years to do something about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Are you suggesting that this dumbass knows me lol? Maybe he's mad because I built my house here, then waited 14 years to do something about it.
    Yes. That is my suggestion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Trailers aren't allowed anywhere in the village, so you are not welcome here...
    sorry only the lower forms of life :white goyim live in trailer parks and that be you and your kind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Yes. That is my suggestion.
    Then why has this not been going on for 14 years lol?


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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    sorry only the lower forms of life :white goyim live in trailer parks and that be you and your kind
    Sorry racist, you are not allowed here. Not enough net worth lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Then why has this not been going on for 14 years lol?

    He has been laying low,for 14 years,to throw you off his trail!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASON View Post
    He has been laying low,for 14 years,to throw you off his trail!
    Yeah that makes sense. Not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    its guano and its not from his dog.......

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    [QUOTE=Dark Soul;2985881]Then why has this not been going on for 14 years lol?


    It probably took that long for the poor guy to get tired of your stories of being a 'Mechanical Engineer' and driving around North Carolina and 'shutting jobs down' for Code Violations. I mean, everybody like a nice bullshit story once in a while, but YOURS? It's like what? ... up to like 50 now?

    ... and your Thunderbird car pictures? Probably stolen off the Internet.

    ... and the House you broke into using those plastic gloves. (Was that HIS house? It probably was)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I routinely pick up litter in my mountain neighborhood. We have a lot of weekly renters here because it is a resort community. Most of it comes from a dumpster that is located off the main road, dumbasses are too lazy to lock the doors when they are done. Another portion is from renters/ contractors cars. In my annual spring cleaning, before the trees leaf out and the spiders string webs, I picked up a huge bag within about 1000 feet i both directions from my home.

    Part of my "score" was about three dozen little green bags of dog shit. Nearly all the same distance from the road and on one side, so it has to be the same guy doing this. So he picks up his dogs shit in the free bags that the HOA dispenses, then tosses it into the woods.

    What kind of dumbass does that?
    People are pigs.

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