I am in big bigggg trouble

[Mason Michaels]

Grind,how does an edible buzz compare with a smoking buzz?

[Nomad]

Apparently he's too stoned to answer.

[Yurt]

Sweet Jesus! Mother of God!

Are YOU challenging Grind?
Are you trying to force Grind to install Owl as a Moderator ... just so he can see you spazz out???

Look who is spazzing...

[FUCK THE POLICE]

trump did 911

[cancel2 2022]

Yes. You wouldn't be able to use 'cunt' anymore, and if you said anything that didn't fall in between the PC Fascists narrative, you WOULD BE BANNED!!!

Bowel Woman is pretty fond of using cunt to describe Top though, how do explain that?

[Jack]

Bowel Woman is pretty fond of using cunt to describe Top though, how do explain that?

I believe she has the attitude of President Nixon, "It's OK if I do it".
(I wasn't here when Queen Darla was reigning, but I'm guessing it was similar?)

[Cancel 2019.1]

Bowel Woman is pretty fond of using cunt to describe Top though, how do explain that?

I never saw that

[BRUTALITOPS]

Grind,how does an edible buzz compare with a smoking buzz?

completely different

Edible buzzes are typically much deeper, intense, and long lasting.

With smoking/vaping, you usually peak around 10 minutes, then you have about a 30 minute soaring phase, then the next 30-45 minutes you are still pretty high, but not blitzed, then after the 1st hour you get into the mellow high stage where you become very chill, music is great, and you coast here for a while for another 1 hour or so, after that you start coming out of it and for me I am usually back to normal around 2.5 hours. If not earlier these days because my tolerance is so high now.

Edibles you eat them, and then nothing. Then more nothing. This goes on for about 1 hour and 15 minutes. You wonder if they worked. You wonder if you wasted your money, or if you didnt make your firecrackers correctly in the oven. Then you enter what I call the placebo stage. This happens at about 75 minutes in. You start thinking, "am I high?" and then you're like... "nah...", you think you might be slightly light headed, but you could just be overthinking it. Then 15 minutes later, almost as if it completely snuck up on you, you enter the confirmation stage. Where you go... oh yeah "yup... I am def good and I am not imagining this. I am high" The confirmation stage is equal to the normal vape/smoking peak stage. BUT THEN ... if your edibles are good, after another 15 minutes your body kicks it up to a whole never level, and you enter the "hollllly shit, I am about to go for a ride" stage. THis is when you are like... way more high than usual. You've gone to 11. You are sitting in your chair or watching TV or posting on JPP and you are basically like "yup... I went too far," as if you just got on a roller coaster but you forgot to put the hydrolic saftey harness down.

This is the stage where novices freak the fuck out and think they are dying if they don't have a lot of experience, because it's usually more intense than normal weed. I mean, it's really not THAT crazy, but noobs can get scared. Everything is at maximum intensity, if you are watching a depressing/psychotic movie, you may not feel good. I remember watching "antichrist" by lars von trier once on edibles:



This will usually last for about 20-30 minutes. Then you go back down to the normal peak zone, that most people are comfortable with, but this stage will typically last much longer than normal. So you might be in the zone for a couple of hours. Then you get into the mellow high stage, which again might last 3 hours or so, then a couple more hours of comedown. If you had really strong edibles, sometimes you'll feel a residual high into the next day, where you are a bit zombiefied and have the mental capacity of someone that didn't get much sleep the night before.

Hope this helps.

[BRUTALITOPS]

How are you feeling today?

drained
I was already sick this week so now I have zero energy basically lol

[Mott the Hoople]

I ate TWO edibles at 6:37

Now these edibles are weak ass shit. So many times I have had them and nothing

so I wait like 2.5 hours... nothing. weak as usual. so I said fuck it and took two more

and like literally minutes after the 2nd batch, it starts hitting pretty hard.

for those that don't know, edibles have to be metabolized and it usually takes around 1.25-2 hoursish

so like... i'm already becoming kinda blasted and I have two ticking time bombs still waiting to be metabolized, and nothing I can do about that.

big big trouble

Also second thing while I am at it, completely off topic

I am going to be doing JPP MADNESS, I have selected 64 posters and we are all going on brackets, and we will be doing a march madness bracket in search of the ultimate spaz champion

I am currently doing seeding. I am going to select the 1 and 8 seeds and randomize the rest.

then we all vote round by round

it's gonna be awesome

Well there is only one thing you can do. Rush to the nearest convenience store, buy a big gulp, a bag of Cheetos and, in case of emergency, a bag of Doritos, one box of chocolate donuts and every A available copy of the Silver Surfer you can find.

If those fail random stone dial friends and family till you come down.

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh my...this is looking bad. OK....if you’re feeling extremely paranoid (don’t open the closet door) and nearing psychosis watch reruns of The Big Lebowski and chew on a couple of black peppercorns. You’ll come to mello and may even have an overwhelming desire to drink a White Russian.

[Mott the Hoople]

"I am going to be doing JPP MADNESS, I have selected 64 posters and we are all going on brackets, and we will be doing a march madness bracket in search of the ultimate spaz champion"

I am going to go out on a limb here ... and guess that Yurt will be 'Spazz Champion'.

Dude...what you be fuckin with Grinds buzz for? Like you never got hit by the good idea fairy when you was chilling?

[Mott the Hoople]

Not even close... Likely you though.

You’d walk away with it.

[Mott the Hoople]

Sweet Jesus! Mother of God!

Are YOU challenging Grind?
Are you trying to force Grind to install Owl as a Moderator ... just so he can see you spazz out???

Hmmmm
.

[Mott the Hoople]

What the fuck does that mean, I don't speak fluent Septic?

Go YouTube Basketball Jones. You’ll understand then.