Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

[MAGA MAN]

What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on the organ.

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It looks like we are becoming almost insane as you lot over there, the thought police are at hand.

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/0...ransgenderism/

[Ralph]

KFC has a new product on its 5 buck menu....called the HILLARY. You get 2 big ole fat thighs(guaranteed to have fallen on its ass less than twice), 2 skinny breasts, and a left wing (plus a big ole cookie) for 5 bucks. *****Drinks are optional and require additional taxes and funds....but KOOL AID is now available for free with the purchase of the HILLARY. (limited time only through the 2020 election cycle). WE DENY SERVICE TO NO ONE unlike the one's that sell only RIGHT WINGS.

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Adam Sandler being funny!!

[Sailor]

[Sailor]

[Ralph]

Son who resides in a ivy league college dorm.....texting his dad. Dear Dad, NO MON, NO FUN, YOUR SON...….reply to son, TO BAD, TO SAD, YOUR DAD.

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[USFREEDOM911]

A Democrat walks into a bar and askes:

"What's the most popular drink?"

The Bartender replies:

"A Russian Collusion."

So the Democrat orders one and the Bartender gives him an empty glass.

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Runeatic and Darla give marriage advice

[Eagle_Eye]

Americans only can you tell what these British words mean?

Bagsy=
Chin wag=
Cash point=
Kip=
Doddle=
Pants=


Two countries separated by a common language.