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    How to stop some arsehole from blocking your driveway.

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    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



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    Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

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    I saw Yo momma kicking a can down the street and I said, what are you doing, she said, movin

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    Blonde on an airplane

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    This never caused any offence back in the day, but they sure wouldn't show on TV now.


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    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    "Anarchism does not mean bloodshed; it does not mean robbery, arson, etc. These monstrosities are, on the contrary, the characteristic features of capitalism. Anarchism, or Socialism, means the re-organization of society upon scientific principles and the abolition of causes which produce vice and crime."
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    They are very nice, you must admit.

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    Made me laugh!

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    An female intern, working at a Bernie campaign headquarters, went to an HR representative and complained that Joe had told her hair smelled nice.

    The HR person said that there was nothing wrong with that.

    The intern went on to explain that she had been walking by him, while he was sitting on the floor, when he said it.
    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    "Anarchism does not mean bloodshed; it does not mean robbery, arson, etc. These monstrosities are, on the contrary, the characteristic features of capitalism. Anarchism, or Socialism, means the re-organization of society upon scientific principles and the abolition of causes which produce vice and crime."
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