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Truly sick, I love it!

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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[T. A. Gardner]

A silicon valley tech CEO is having a party at his huge mansion on the Cali coast. It's a weekend event for the scrubbed and monied. A couple of hours before the guests are to arrive. the plumbing backs up. The toilets are about to overflow, and the water pressure has dropped to nothing. Panicked, he calls a plumber who says he can be there in a few minutes.

The plumber arrives and after about an hour of snaking drains and fixing the water pressure everything's working again. The CEO's party is saved!

The plumber is figuring up the bill and hands it to the CEO.

"Goddamn! I'm a tech company owner and I don't make that kind of money!" the CEO exclaims looking at the bill.

The plumber scratches his ass and shrugs. "Yea, I hear you. I didn't make that kind of money running a tech company either. That's why I took up plumbing."

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80,000 Americans died and 900,000 were hospitalised just two years ago from flu including the most virulent Type A version of H3N2, so why didn't you arseholes call for the total destruction of the world's economic system then? I hope you have plenty of time to ponder over that when you all lose your houses, jobs and relationships!

Exactly! I was sick with that crap then and the hospital was full, and the emergency room was full also. No one wore any masks, no dictators shut down businesses and the virus was contained.