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Jack (03-13-2019)
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re 13 before it comes on your face.
Jack (03-13-2019)
cancel2 2022 (03-13-2019)
Jack (03-13-2019)
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
cancel2 2022 (03-13-2019)
Here's one for the ladies!
What’s the difference between your partner and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dads end up playing with them
Seventy-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the toilet during the night. Then he said: "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I urinate and turns it off when I'm done!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed: "That old fool! He's been pissing in the fridge again!"
Jack (03-13-2019)
These bat-shit-crazy nuts are all alike!
cancel2 2022 (03-13-2019)
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How times have changed. This was an outrageously funny and scathing indictment against racism, sung by Millicent Martin in the Sixties. She, of course, is better known in the US as Daphne's mother in Frasier.
Now of course, it would be condemned for using taboo lyrics and blackface!!
Last edited by cancel2 2022; 03-13-2019 at 06:15 PM.
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