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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Here's a sick one for Tom.

    How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


    None!
    Not bad, heard it before though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.
    I also said that I flew on a Max-9, did you miss that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.
    What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

    One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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    What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re 13 before it comes on your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

    One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
    OK. That's pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re 13 before it comes on your face.
    hahahaha ... Also funny, ........ but may not be appreciated by all Moderators. {CAUTION}

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    hahahaha ... Also funny, ........ but may not be appreciated by all Moderators. {CAUTION}
    Rule 12b is only an issue if directed at someone on the forum.

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    How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Rule 12b is only an issue if directed at someone on the forum.
    In that case, ... carry on.

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    Here's one for the ladies!

    What’s the difference between your partner and a condom?

    Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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    What do boobs and toys have in common?

    They were both originally made for kids, but dads end up playing with them

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    Seventy-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the toilet during the night. Then he said: "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I urinate and turns it off when I'm done!"

    A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

    Thelma exclaimed: "That old fool! He's been pissing in the fridge again!"

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    These bat-shit-crazy nuts are all alike!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    These bat-shit-crazy nuts are all alike!

    Did Trump incite his disciples to attack a pregnant woman (Sharon Tate) and rip out the foetus from her womb? Why are you such cock-gobbling arse badger?

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    How times have changed. This was an outrageously funny and scathing indictment against racism, sung by Millicent Martin in the Sixties. She, of course, is better known in the US as Daphne's mother in Frasier.

    Now of course, it would be condemned for using taboo lyrics and blackface!!

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