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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
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    This is how real men deal with a divorce...



    You can have the house. I'll keep the bulldozer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grajonca View Post
    To see its flatmate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Well, this being a political board, a political joke or two is in order...

    Republicans are red,
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    Doesn't that seem
    Backwards to you?

    A conservative is walking along a river when he sees a man drowning in it. The conservative wants to help so he runs to a nearby house where he asks the owner to borrow some rope and a float to save the man. Returning to the river he throws the float tied to the rope towards the man. it lands in the water several feet short of him. The conservative shouts, "Swim for it!"

    A progressive is walking along a river when he / she / ze sees a non-gender specific person drowning, a victim of the river, in it. The progressive wants to help and runs to a nearby house where he / she / ze rummages through the garage taking a rope and float he / she / ze found. Running back to the river the progressive tosses the rope and float to the drowning victim. The float hits the drowning victim who grabs hold as the rope floats away. The progressive on the shore waves at the now "saved" victim dropping his / her / ze end of the rope and waves, "You don't have to thank me!" then walks away whistling a happy tune looking for another good deed to do.

    Yes it is because Labour is red and the Tories are blue in the UK.
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