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"Anarchism does not mean bloodshed; it does not mean robbery, arson, etc. These monstrosities are, on the contrary, the characteristic features of capitalism. Anarchism, or Socialism, means the re-organization of society upon scientific principles and the abolition of causes which produce vice and crime."
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Owl told Mason:
"Take off my blouse", so Mason took off her blouse.
"Take off my skirt", so Mason took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes", so Mason took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties", so Mason took them off.
Then she looked at Mason and said, "I don't ever want to ever catch you wearing my things again".
SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.
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Got to hand it to the Thais, if there is a market they'll supply it!! You have to bring your own shillelegh though.
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Let's go Brandon!
I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, “I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law to be put down his shotgun, and hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car!
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PissBoy to the rescue of damsels in distress.
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Here is my hilarious joke!
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Originally Posted by Sox Sanders
...but you weren't shocked, were you?
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
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Hilarious jokes from Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
The Beaver parade is no place for pussies.
Kids love me - just not the one I adopted.
The problem with the French version of Spider-Man is the character is called Peter Parkour, and they immediately guess who he is.
I'm addicted to smoking jackets – I'm on 20 a day – I've tried the patches but, if anything, they just make them more fashionable.
Some people think being working class is a negative thing but I think there’s loads of benefits. I’ve claimed them all.
Please do not bust a gut laughing.
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