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    Default Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

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    No constraints other than the board rules, of course. If it pisses off Jaded Lizard then that's a bonus.


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    Jade Dragon banned me from his thread for this joke, some people just have no sense of humour!!

    Q. Why did the sperm cross the road?
    A. Because JD put on the wrong socks this morning.

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    Why was the math book so sad?
    Because it had many problems;(

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    Jaded is the most sensitive girl on the interwebs. Constantly crying about this and that. And the bitch gets offended when she is insulted, yet has no problem dishing out insults.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    comedically handicapped

    yes it is best you play among your selves


    stay here and use that fake laugh with each other


    you now how it disturbs the normal people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To see its flatmate.

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    What do you call a noble bottle of hot sauce?
    Sir Racha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Thanks Jerry a voice of sanity from the entertainment industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    He was stapled to the punk rocker?
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Here's a sick one for Tom.

    How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


    None!
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.

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