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Dont tell secrets on a farm.
The potatoes have eyes.
The corn have ears.
And the beanstalk.
"Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.
cancel2 2022 (01-01-2020), Sailor (01-02-2020)
Sailor (01-05-2020)
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
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A honest love song!
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I have a pencil that belonged to William Shakespeare, it cost me a pretty penny at auction, it even has his tooth prints on the end where he had chewed it so much during contemplation that you can hardly read the writing on the end, so I will never know if it’s 2B or not 2B
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Watermark was caught wanking in the shower, it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz for the other people.
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The other day a boomer died.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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I found out the Main difference between a wife and a dog. Lock em both in your trunk, come back in an hour. The dog will be HAPPY to see you!
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
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I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
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