Members banned from this thread: ThatOwlWoman and Jade Dragon


Page 9 of 23 FirstFirst ... 567891011121319 ... LastLast
Results 121 to 135 of 339

Thread: Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

  1. #121 | Top
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    The Blue Ridge
    Posts
    37,741
    Thanks
    21,918
    Thanked 12,581 Times in 9,703 Posts
    Groans
    4,312
    Groaned 1,312 Times in 1,210 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune
    after an article he published concerning a name change for the
    Washington Redskins


    Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am
    highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington
    Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football
    team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but
    nay, nay We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of
    political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

    Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the
    Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the
    reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to
    get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

    The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of
    militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us
    white folk.
    The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a
    team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any
    reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young
    men's lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the
    Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally
    inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles
    Angels or the San Diego Padres.

    Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and
    pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the
    Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh
    Pirates!

    Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong
    message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote
    irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to
    our children.

    The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity,
    a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The
    Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our
    children.

    The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong
    message to our children.

    So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes
    out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely
    become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of
    thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

    As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in
    mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of
    the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than
    "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California Do we
    really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???

    I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As
    for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the
    "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to
    the dick heads in Washington DC.

  2. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to MAGA MAN For This Post:

    Eagle_Eye (05-28-2019), USFREEDOM911 (05-28-2019)

  3. #122 | Top
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    The Blue Ridge
    Posts
    37,741
    Thanks
    21,918
    Thanked 12,581 Times in 9,703 Posts
    Groans
    4,312
    Groaned 1,312 Times in 1,210 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    .

    This guy put a Merlin 27 litre Spitfire engine into a Rover SD1, truly crazy.
    I like this one more better.


  4. #123 | Top
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    74,838
    Thanks
    15,266
    Thanked 14,432 Times in 12,044 Posts
    Groans
    18,546
    Groaned 1,699 Times in 1,647 Posts
    Blog Entries
    6

    Default

    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


  5. #124 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    In my house
    Posts
    21,174
    Thanks
    3,418
    Thanked 7,931 Times in 5,908 Posts
    Groans
    9
    Groaned 444 Times in 424 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

  6. #125 | Top
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Location
    State of Bliss
    Posts
    31,007
    Thanks
    7,095
    Thanked 5,196 Times in 3,829 Posts
    Groans
    433
    Groaned 261 Times in 257 Posts
    Blog Entries
    5

    Default

    "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone," McConnell wrote. "His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended."



  7. #126 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    In my house
    Posts
    21,174
    Thanks
    3,418
    Thanked 7,931 Times in 5,908 Posts
    Groans
    9
    Groaned 444 Times in 424 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Cyclops: How do you spell 'hawaii' ?
    Wife: Well, first you need two "I"s....
    Cyclops: (puts his pen down) My life is just a joke to you isnt it Linda ?
    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

  8. #127 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    In my house
    Posts
    21,174
    Thanks
    3,418
    Thanked 7,931 Times in 5,908 Posts
    Groans
    9
    Groaned 444 Times in 424 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

  9. The Following User Says Thank You to Celticguy For This Post:

    Bill (06-03-2019)

  10. #128 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    In my house
    Posts
    21,174
    Thanks
    3,418
    Thanked 7,931 Times in 5,908 Posts
    Groans
    9
    Groaned 444 Times in 424 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

  11. The Following User Says Thank You to Celticguy For This Post:

    cancel2 2022 (06-04-2019)

  12. #129 | Top
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    108,120
    Thanks
    60,501
    Thanked 35,051 Times in 26,519 Posts
    Groans
    47,393
    Groaned 4,742 Times in 4,521 Posts
    Blog Entries
    61

    Default


  13. #130 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Posts
    40,213
    Thanks
    14,475
    Thanked 23,679 Times in 16,485 Posts
    Groans
    23
    Groaned 585 Times in 561 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    What is that about?? HA!

  14. #131 | Top
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Location
    Living in rural America, "clinging to guns and religion"
    Posts
    43,021
    Thanks
    9,528
    Thanked 22,510 Times in 16,973 Posts
    Groans
    134
    Groaned 522 Times in 502 Posts

    Default

    A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they
    always wanted.

    Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified
    to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

    He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.
    Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
    When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
    His wife confessed, "Not this time."
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

  15. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to RB 60 For This Post:

    Bill (07-02-2019), cancel2 2022 (06-12-2019), Sailor (06-12-2019)

  16. #132 | Top
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    108,120
    Thanks
    60,501
    Thanked 35,051 Times in 26,519 Posts
    Groans
    47,393
    Groaned 4,742 Times in 4,521 Posts
    Blog Entries
    61

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    What is that about?? HA!
    There's a whole series of them with her at the end!

  17. The Following User Says Thank You to cancel2 2022 For This Post:

    Sailor (06-12-2019)

  18. #133 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Posts
    40,213
    Thanks
    14,475
    Thanked 23,679 Times in 16,485 Posts
    Groans
    23
    Groaned 585 Times in 561 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they
    always wanted.

    Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified
    to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

    He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.
    Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
    When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
    His wife confessed, "Not this time."
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. #134 | Top
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    108,120
    Thanks
    60,501
    Thanked 35,051 Times in 26,519 Posts
    Groans
    47,393
    Groaned 4,742 Times in 4,521 Posts
    Blog Entries
    61

    Default


  20. The Following User Says Thank You to cancel2 2022 For This Post:

    Bill (07-02-2019)

  21. #135 | Top
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Posts
    40,213
    Thanks
    14,475
    Thanked 23,679 Times in 16,485 Posts
    Groans
    23
    Groaned 585 Times in 561 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default

    The ships dog accidentally ate a bunch of scrabble tiles.

    His next poop could spell disaster. .. .... . . .. . ...

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 34
    Last Post: 03-31-2019, 08:08 PM
  2. Funny joke
    By canceled.2021.1 in forum General Politics Forum
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-04-2019, 12:15 PM
  3. Our Government is a Joke...errrr "riddle"
    By Canceled1 in forum Off Topic Forum
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 02-08-2011, 05:48 PM
  4. funny joke
    By Jeff in forum Off Topic Forum
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 06-26-2009, 03:01 PM
  5. Funny joke...
    By NOVA in forum Current Events Forum
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 01-30-2009, 01:46 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •