Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

**Cancel 2020.2** · 08-17-2019, 06:39 PM

Here's a fun riddle or three - Q : What was found during Jeffrey Dahmer's autopsy? A : Jimmy Hoffa. Q : How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? A : Four Skin-divers. Q : How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A : STAPLED to the back of the chicken. Here's my favorite silly P.C. riddle - Q : Why is it so difficult to teach an old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER. I almost forgot my original joke that was published by Maxim Magazine many years ago - Q : How are an aging prizefighter and Dracula's mistress alike? A : They both go DOWN for the COUNT.

**Guno צְבִי** · 08-17-2019, 07:11 PM

What do you call a pretty girl in the state of Indiana?

A tourist.

**Cancel 2020.2** · 08-17-2019, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by guno

What do you call a pretty girl in the state of Indiana?

A tourist.

That IS funny and somewhat true. I've lived in Indiana for roughly 15 years of my life, and there aren't a LOT of pretty ones here, compared to Arizona. But there are SOME attractive women here. Just not like Arizona, where you could easily get whiplash taking in some of the women that attend Arizona State University.

**cancel2 2022** · 08-17-2019, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen

Here's a fun riddle or three - Q : What was found during Jeffrey Dahmer's autopsy? A : Jimmy Hoffa. Q : How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? A : Four Skin-divers. Q : How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A : STAPLED to the back of the chicken. Here's my favorite silly P.C. riddle - Q : Why is it so difficult to teach an old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER. I almost forgot my original joke that was published by Maxim Magazine many years ago - Q : How are an aging prizefighter and Dracula's mistress alike? A : They both go DOWN for the COUNT.

It's good to take the elderly out for a stroll once in a while!!

**cancel2 2022** · 09-13-2019, 12:44 AM

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**Cancel 2020.2** · 09-13-2019, 01:07 AM

Question - How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem? Answer - Unknown, because this has never been done!

**RB 60** · 09-13-2019, 02:41 AM

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."