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    After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
    [ ] Lame

    [ ] Boring

    [ ] Not funny

    [ ] bogman and a hat

    [ ] not english

    [x] all of the above


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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
    Thank you for that little glimpse into the hell that is your life.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Pretty stupid joke.

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    tom, have you ever noticed no one finds your jokes funny? it's not us, it's you. time to stop.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
    This is the sort of thing trump would do. If Malaria committed suicide, he'd just move on to another woman. I hear Karen McDougal is single. She's a trump supporter and has had trump's tiny orange dick in her mouth and up her butt and cunt. It's a match made in republicunt heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Thank you for that little glimpse into the hell that is your life.
    Satan won't let any more republicunts in Hell. It's full right now - so I guess they will just have to rot elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGrind View Post
    tom, have you ever noticed no one finds your jokes funny? it's not us, it's you. time to stop.
    Really, are you sure about that? Frankly I don't care what a couple of psychopaths and an Amazonian troll think.

    https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...-Made-me-laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisasanders1964 View Post
    This is the sort of thing trump would do. If Malaria committed suicide, he'd just move on to another woman. I hear Karen McDougal is single. She's a trump supporter and has had trump's tiny orange dick in her mouth and up her butt and cunt. It's a match made in republicunt heaven.
    Bill didn't wait on Hillary. He moved on and on and on and on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGrind View Post
    tom, have you ever noticed no one finds your jokes funny? it's not us, it's you. time to stop.
    Thanks, I know who to ban next time!! Did you find it funny to make jokes about digging up my dead mother and having sex with her? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

    I find this pretty funny and topical, but I bet you don't even know what it's about, do you? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Thanks, I know who to ban next time!! Did you find it funny to make jokes about digging up my dead mother and having sex with her? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

    I find this pretty funny and topical, but I bet you don't even know what it's about, do you? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

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    Bet you don't know why this is funny either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGrind View Post
    tom, have you ever noticed no one finds your jokes funny? it's not us, it's you. time to stop.
    I defy even an ignorant cunt like you to say this isn't funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGrind View Post
    [ ] Lame

    [ ] Boring

    [ ] Not funny

    [ ] bogman and a hat

    [ ] not english

    [x] all of the above
    I wonder when you went to Ireland and were hanging out in a bar whether you told them they were bogmen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Bet you don't know why this is funny either!

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    Or this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGrind View Post
    [ ] Lame

    [ ] Boring

    [ ] Not funny

    [ ] bogman and a hat

    [ ] not english

    [x] all of the above
    Concur.
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