Reply With QuoteI can only assume the ones I deleted were your attempt at humor.Originally Posted by Cypress
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Okay, these are my final picks for an Obama cabinet
Al Gore: Secretary of State
John Edwards: Attorney General
Bono: UN Ambassador
Wes Clark: SecDef
Paul Krugman: Secretary of the Treasury
Cynthia McKinney: Chair of the Civil Rights Commission
Judge Judy: Magistrate of Bush War Crimes tribunal
Jon Stewart: Press Secretary
later.
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I can only assume the ones I deleted were your attempt at humor.
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"Scientists don't use "averages". Maybe armchair supertools on message boards ascribe some meaning to "averages" between two random data points. And maybe clueless amatuers "draw a straight line" through two random end data points to define a "trend". Experts don't.
They use mean annual and five year means in trend analysis. Don't tell me I have to explain the difference to you. "
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I thought Krugman and Bono were also sad attempts at humor.
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Also.
all white except one.
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I wasn't sure on those two if he was "kidding" or not. Keep in mind this is Gumby...King of morons.
Quote from Cypress:
"Scientists don't use "averages". Maybe armchair supertools on message boards ascribe some meaning to "averages" between two random data points. And maybe clueless amatuers "draw a straight line" through two random end data points to define a "trend". Experts don't.
They use mean annual and five year means in trend analysis. Don't tell me I have to explain the difference to you. "
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You left off Hillary Clinton as Secretary of Health.
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And?
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