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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    The Tea-Belly Sneetches
    Now, the Bush-Belly Sneetches were backers of Bush,
    The Plain-Belly Sneetches thought Bush was a Tush.
    The Bushs weren’t so big; they were really quite small.
    You would think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
    But because they backed Bush, all the Bush-Bellied Sneetches would brag,
    “Plain-Bellies are nothing but Commies in Drag!”

    "They hate our Great Nation," The Bush-Bellies said.
    They're Marxist white-flaggers who want us all dead!
    They hate our Dear Leader! They hate our Great Troops!
    They mindlessly hate everything, those Socialist poops!
    It's their lack of Bush-Bellies that gives them away
    They're America-haters! And probably Gay!"

    For years this went on, this faux-patriot shucking
    (As they conveniently forgot years of Clinton rat-fucking).
    They marched and they cheered and sang lots of brave tunes,
    About how great Bush was, and how Lefties were Loons.
    There was no need to be careful or watch their own words.
    They would now win forever, swore the Blossom of Turds.

    But the day finally came when Bush began looking crummy
    And that was NOT a good day to have Bush on your tummy.
    His policies were failing, his economy crashed;
    He had left the Great Nation quite thoroughly trashed.
    His lies were all melting like snow in a stove
    And no one could stop it, not even his Rove.

    This made Bush-Belly Sneetches look like ignorant tools
    And their Bush-Belly screeching sound like the ranting of fools.
    First the Senate fell down, then the House fell down too
    (And if that weren't enough to make Bush-Bellies boo-hoo
    In two thousand and eight the very worstest blow came
    When they lost to a Negro with a strange Muslim name!)

    The Bush-Belly Sneetches became very confused.
    How could they fail? Had they merely been used?
    Fox had told them for years they were righteous and shrewd;
    That the Plain-Belly Sneetches were stupid and crude.
    Now their Bush-Belly tats made them look shithouse-rat-nuts
    Their own words had damned them, no "ands", "ifs" or "buts".

    And then out of the West came their own gin-soaked Moses
    Who swore all their shame could be turned into roses.
    His name was Sylvester "Dick Armey" McBean
    Inventor of the Fabulous, Tea-Baggulous Bush-Off Machine.

    For the price of their souls and a couple of bucks
    The Bush-Bellies could now buy some nips and some tucks.
    From the Bush-Off Machine they tumbled like fresh laundered sheets
    Screaming about deficits! Taxes! And those awful elites!
    They had never liked Bush, no not even a little...
    ...they shrieked from mouths flecked with Patriot Spittle.
    They'd never voted for him, nor swallowed his dirt.
    You don't believe me? Just look at my shirt!

    "They hate our Great Nation," The Tea-Bellies said.
    "These Marxist death-panelists who want us all dead!
    They hate our Great Founders! They hate Sarah Palin!
    They hate all good things and they're why we're failin'!
    It's their lack of Tea-Bellies that gives them away
    They're America-haters! And probably Gay!"

    They marched and they cheered and sang lots of brave tunes,
    About how great Beck was, and how Lefties were Loons.
    For one thing, of course, had remained just the same
    The Left and their schemes were always to blame.
    Because there is no need to be careful or watch what you say
    When your past is as squashy as modeling clay.
    Absurdity; the last desperate refuge for liars, fools and ignorance. Yay you!
    “A wise and frugal government… shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” — Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801

    The real fantasy world is the one that allows Democrats to run from a past that never was to a future no one wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    Obama wasn't handed the deficit in 2008, he was handed the deficit in 2009.
    By a Democratic Congress you moron.
    “A wise and frugal government… shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” — Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801

    The real fantasy world is the one that allows Democrats to run from a past that never was to a future no one wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    They marched and they cheered and sang lots of brave tunes,
    About how great Beck was, and how Lefties were Loons.
    For one thing, of course, had remained just the same
    The Left and their schemes were always to blame.
    Because there is no need to be careful or watch what you say
    When your past is as squashy as modeling clay.
    Absurdity; the last desperate refuge for liars, fools and ignorance. Yay you!
    “A wise and frugal government… shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” — Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801

    The real fantasy world is the one that allows Democrats to run from a past that never was to a future no one wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    It's an insult to call out your attempt at re-branding yourself after Bush embarrassed you?

    But the day finally came when Bush began looking crummy
    And that was NOT a good day to have Bush on your tummy.
    His policies were failing, his economy crashed;
    He had left the Great Nation quite thoroughly trashed.
    His lies were all melting like snow in a stove
    And no one could stop it, not even his Rove.

    This made Bush-Belly Sneetches look like ignorant tools
    And their Bush-Belly screeching sound like the ranting of fools.
    First the Senate fell down, then the House fell down too
    (And if that weren't enough to make Bush-Bellies boo-hoo
    In two thousand and eight the very worstest blow came
    When they lost to a Negro with a strange Muslim name!)
    Absurdity; the last desperate refuge for liars, fools and ignorance. Yay you!
    “A wise and frugal government… shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” — Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801

    The real fantasy world is the one that allows Democrats to run from a past that never was to a future no one wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love America View Post
    Spent too much. But, he was the right man at the right time during 9-11
    What did he spend too much on?

    The Iraq War? No, you supported that.

    Medicare Part-D? No, you supported that too.

    The Bush Tax Cuts? No, you supported those as well.

    It wasn't Bush's spending you opposed, it's Bush's legacy that you tied yourself to while he was President, and are now trying to make us believe, very insincerely and unconvincingly, that it was "the spending" you opposed.
    Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you're doing you.

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    Pass the New Green Deal! then the 32 trillion alone for health care will make the 9 trillion look like chump change

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love America View Post
    Spent too much. But, he was the right man at the right time during 9-11
    Your Magic Bush-Off Machine is broken (It never really worked anyway):

    For years this went on, this faux-patriot shucking
    (As they conveniently forgot years of Clinton rat-fucking).
    They marched and they cheered and sang lots of brave tunes,
    About how great Bush was, and how Lefties were Loons.
    There was no need to be careful or watch their own words.
    They would now win forever, swore the Blossom of Turds.

    But the day finally came when Bush began looking crummy
    And that was NOT a good day to have Bush on your tummy.
    His policies were failing, his economy crashed;
    He had left the Great Nation quite thoroughly trashed.
    His lies were all melting like snow in a stove
    And no one could stop it, not even his Rove.

    This made Bush-Belly Sneetches look like ignorant tools
    And their Bush-Belly screeching sound like the ranting of fools.
    First the Senate fell down, then the House fell down too
    (And if that weren't enough to make Bush-Bellies boo-hoo
    In two thousand and eight the very worstest blow came
    When they lost to a Negro with a strange Muslim name!)

    The Bush-Belly Sneetches became very confused.
    How could they fail? Had they merely been used?
    Fox had told them for years they were righteous and shrewd;
    That the Plain-Belly Sneetches were stupid and crude.
    Now their Bush-Belly tats made them look shithouse-rat-nuts
    Their own words had damned them, no "ands", "ifs" or "buts".

    And then out of the West came their own gin-soaked Moses
    Who swore all their shame could be turned into roses.
    His name was Sylvester "Dick Armey" McBean

    Inventor of the Fabulous, Tea-Baggulous Bush-Off Machine.
    Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you're doing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noise View Post
    Pass the New Green Deal! then the 32 trillion alone for health care will make the 9 trillion look like chump change
    Well, tax cuts for the rich didn't work, even though you promised it would.

    So naturally, we look elsewhere for solutions.
    Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you're doing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
    I like you too. Most of you fellows are good men, just misinformed, except anatta, he is a cunt on wheels.
    not my fault you are 100% stupid
    If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
    When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Seems the only people who care about the deficit are those currently not in power.
    nobody really cares at all. Congress is addicted to spending

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    Quote Originally Posted by noise View Post
    not my fault you are 100% stupid
    You are the Trump supporter, fucking retard
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    Well, tax cuts for the rich didn't work, even though you promised it would.

    So naturally, we look elsewhere for solutions.
    Solid burn.
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Trump doesn't seem to be fixing this. He owns the national debt.
    Didn't he say he was going to grow out of it? "Eliminate it" Trump is slated to add 9 trillion to it this term.
    now your just making up silly shit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    I remember when Obama reduced the deficit.

    Obama and Clinton are the only two Presidents over the last 40 years to leave office with a deficit smaller than the one they inherited.
    holy shit, you're an idiot!.....he also left office with an annual deficit lower than the deficits of his previous seven years......which, combined doubled the national debt......
    Last edited by PostmodernProphet; 02-11-2019 at 07:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    There are 153 million people working in this country. So, that would be $130,718.95 every working American would owe. Spread it out over 30 years, that is $4,357.30 annually. Even broke fucks in this country spend more than that on scratch tickets.
    In thirty years the debt will probably be $50 trillion.

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