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    Today I am throwing my hat in the Democrat Party cesspool for the presidential nomination. No Joke. If Democrats can run as Republicans (Mitt Romney did it) there is every good reason for a rock-ribbed conservative to run as a Democrat. Democrats are so goddamned stupid they might elect me if I promise (not keep) to give them a few items on their wish list.




    Slugs and mugs are crawling out from under their rocks. A few like Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren believe they can get their party’s nomination and go on to win the general. The rest of them are in it for the money. Every wannabe knows that Democrats looking for more free stuff will donate a few bucks to anybody. Even the sludge at the bottom of the Democrat barrel will scoop up a few million before they drop out:


    Many candidates only run to build war chests. Such candidates have no intention of wining so they hang onto the money they get. Any money leftover can be used to buy influence in the party. A frugal candidate can hang onto to most of the money they receive in donations.

    https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...70#post2851870

    Should a rock-ribbed parasite beat me out Democrats will have contributed millions to my campaign:




    After I cut up my take with network decision makers for the coverage I will have enough left over to soften my final days before the world comes to an end in 2030.

    I will announce where Democrats can send the money as soon as I decide which state I claim as home.

    Note that Ted Kennedy’s 47 years in the Senate convinced me that Massachusetts was home to the dumbest voters in the country. That was long before Cherokee set up her teepee in Harvard. So if Baked Beans are stupid enough to give money to a fake Indian there has to be enough dimwits to go around. An overabundance of dumbbells is why I am leaning towards MA although California is running a close second.
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    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    So do it, Shit Head. Don't talk about it...DO IT.

    My guess is...you don't have the balls to try it.

    My guess is...you are all fucking talk and no action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    So do it, Shit Head. Don't talk about it...DO IT.

    My guess is...you don't have the balls to try it.

    My guess is...you are all fucking talk and no action.
    To Frank Apisa: I always forget that stupid people do not know irony from serious commentary. I should have started the text in the OP with instructions for imbeciles like you:


    READ THIS AS SATIRE
    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    To Frank Apisa: I always forget that stupid people do not know irony from serious commentary. I should have started the text in the OP with instructions for imbeciles like you:


    READ THIS AS SATIRE
    You are fucking satire...a joke. I do read you that way.

    All fucking talk...no walk!

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    To Frank Apisa: You are not only a very stupid person, your replies are pathetically stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    You are fucking satire...a joke. I do read you that way.

    All fucking talk...no walk!
    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    To Frank Apisa: You are not only a very stupid person, your replies are pathetically stupid.
    I am not stupid...and my replies are far from stupid.

    They are, for the most part, incisive.

    That seems to bother you.


    You big-mouthed your bullshit (with your usual word-salad) WITH THE SECOND SENTENCE BEING:
    "NO JOKE"!


    Now you are trying to sell "READ THIS AS SATIRE."

    Get off your fucking high horse...Asshole.

    Get your game in much better order before downplaying anyone else's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    I am not stupid
    To Frank Apisa: Yes your are.

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    You big-mouthed your bullshit (with your usual word-salad) WITH THE SECOND SENTENCE BEING:
    "NO JOKE"!


    Now you are trying to sell "READ THIS AS SATIRE."
    To Frank Apisa: Asshole. “No Joke.” is satire within in the context of my OP.
    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    I see Francis has her panties in a wad again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    To Frank Apisa: Yes your are.
    No, Jerk-off...I am not.

    I am far from being stupid.




    To Frank Apisa: Asshole. “No Joke.” is satire within in the context of my OP.
    YOU are the joke within the context of your OP.

    A big mouthed joke.

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    Besides Evince, Frank is the dumbest person on this forum. He really is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    A few like Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren believe they can get their party’s nomination and go on to win the general.
    Do not rain on Joe’s parade:

    ‘Weaker candidate than Hillary’: Democrats cast deep doubt on Biden’s 2020 value
    By Alex Roarty
    February 11, 2019 05:00 AM

    https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/pol...226007090.html

    It is all over for Joe. He is the only one who does not know it.



    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    To Frank Apisa: Yes your are.



    To Frank Apisa: Asshole. “No Joke.” is satire within in the context of my OP.
    Frankie can't possibly be as stupid as he seems. I mean, he's still breathing. That requires a brain. If he was as stupid as he appears to be, he couldn't possible have a brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurt View Post
    Besides Evince, Frank is the dumbest person on this forum. He really is.
    I've had essays published in major national magazines...and in the New York Times. (All without so much as a comma changed by any editor.) I've had op ed pieces published in a half dozen major newspapers throughout the country. I had so many op ed's published by central New Jersey's Courier-News, they namesd me a guest columnist and published my pieces with a by-line and photo.

    Guys like you only see what you write published when you write here...where any asshole like you can see their words. You'll probably never get anything published where true writing skill is required.

    In any case, a punk like you raging because I am smarter than you is fun to watch squirm.

    So continue to squirm, worm. I'll continue to laugh at you.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    Frankie can't possibly be as stupid as he seems. I mean, he's still breathing. That requires a brain. If he was as stupid as he appears to be, he couldn't possible have a brain.
    Read my reply above, Asshole.

    You couldn't be published in a high school newspaper.

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    Dear Flanders:

    Do not ever try to scare me like that. I thought this thread would be about Howard Schultz.

    Fuck You Very Much,
    The Anonymous
    Anonymity is priceless!

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