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    Default Democrat Party’s Fart Blossom Is On The Case




    AOC has to hire Slim Pickens:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    To Legion: When a bunch of us in the old neighborhood were sitting around the stoop, one of my childhood friends was famous for propping up his knees when he felt a fart coming on. He lit up a lit match close to his blow hole and the fart would flash in a blue flame. If I remember right, he always carried some wood kitchen matches in his shirt pocket ready for duty. Needles to say. The rest of us scattered the instant he pulled out a match.

    I wonder if AOC ever burned off The Blue Flame when she was entertaining the customers as a bartender?
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    The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do. It is the freedom to refrain, withdraw and abstain which makes a totalitarian regime impossible. Eric Hoffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    I wonder if AOC ever burned off The Blue Flame when she was entertaining the customers as a bartender?
    I think it's more likely that she blew the customers she was "entertaining" as a bartender.

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    Your title, and posts are very pre-pubescent, and laugh inducing, Flanders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triggered Lizard View Post
    Your title, and posts are very pre-pubescent, and laugh inducing, Flanders.
    The bartender's New Green Deal is very prepubescent and laugh-inducing, mama's boy.

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    Actually it makes me wonder if, Flanders isn't just a Legion sock.

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    The only farting cows are the ones on The View

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanders View Post
    To Legion: When a bunch of us in the old neighborhood were sitting around the stoop, one of my childhood friends was famous for propping up his knees when he felt a fart coming on. He lit up a lit match close to his blow hole and the fart would flash in a blue flame. If I remember right, he always carried some wood kitchen matches in his shirt pocket ready for duty. Needles to say. The rest of us scattered the instant he pulled out a match.

    I wonder if AOC ever burned off The Blue Flame when she was entertaining the customers as a bartender?
    Used to have a freind that did that until he burned his asshole, and ended up in the hospital.

    Kind of like how you right wingers consistently burn your brain cells with your shit for brains mentality.

    BTW, have you ever seen the flame when you light up 151 Rum?
    “I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.” Leo Tolstoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    The bartender's New Green Deal is very prepubescent and laugh-inducing, mama's boy.
    Makes one wonder just how much you do hate the country, and the Founding Fathers. Of course, to you low IQ types they were socialists as was Christ.

    I would deal with some of your other threads which lack reality, however, you are too cowardly to allow me to do so.
    “I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.” Leo Tolstoy

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    You lemmings just can't stand the women cause she is sharp, attractive, has center stage, and gets away with the same things your messiah Trump has been pulling over on you for three years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    You lemmings just can't stand the women cause she is sharp, attractive, has center stage, and gets away with the same things your messiah Trump has been pulling over on you for three years now
    I didn't know she lied 8 ties a day, or spent most of the day watching TV, or talking with friends?
    “I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.” Leo Tolstoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Trapper View Post
    I didn't know she lied 8 ties a day, or spent most of the day watching TV, or talking with friends?
    That part is true, but she has upon occasion, made it up as she went along, and never looked back, which annoys the hell out of the Trumpkins cause it is tough for them to criticize since their Messiah has been doing it regularly for three years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Fapper View Post
    Used to have a freind that did that until he burned his asshole, and ended up in the hospital.


    I don't believe you, mature masturbator.

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    The only farting cows are the ones on The View
    Porkers, Topsy.

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