Lefties, music, and gas stations

**Evmetro** · 08-19-2019, 05:07 PM

Sometimes I think about rolling up the windows and hitting the lock button on one of these unattended cars and then closing the door. Fucking lefties.

**MAGA MAN** · 08-19-2019, 05:14 PM

Lefties like to plaster the back of their cheap Japanese cars with bumper stickers. I saw one the other day that read "ARMS ARE FOR HUGGING". My response: no they are for shooting back.

**Cancel 2020.2** · 08-19-2019, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

When I am at gas stations, I often see lefties vacate their vehicles while their music is still playing. Sometimes they do this while pumping their gas, but I often see them go all the way inside to get their beer or junkfood. Why do lefties leave their music blaring after they vacate their vehicles?

Because they're morons?

**Evmetro** · 07-15-2020, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Steven VanderMolen

Because they're morons?

At the very least, they are morons.

**T. A. Gardner** · 07-16-2020, 12:02 AM

Maybe the car had bumper stickers. I will say the Left likes bumper stickers...

**StoneByStone** · 07-16-2020, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

I can tell by the music, but also by how they look. If they look unemployable, they are lefties. If they are chomping gum with the mouth open, it is a lefty. "Bitch this and nigga that" in the music identifies lefties as well. The distortion from cheap stereo components is another dead giveaway that they are lefties. Righties turn the key off and take it with them when they vacate their vehicles.

I really hope you're trolling.

**Evmetro** · 07-16-2020, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by StoneByStone

I really hope you're trolling.

Is there something inaccurate about the quick visual assessment that I described?

**StoneByStone** · 07-16-2020, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

Is there something inaccurate about the quick visual assessment that I described?

Yes, but I'm hoping you're not that stupid.

**Evmetro** · 07-16-2020, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by StoneByStone

Yes, but I'm hoping you're not that stupid.

What is inaccurate?

**Evmetro** · 07-18-2020, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by StoneByStone

I really hope you're trolling.

Lol, you haven't really seen trolling from me yet, but I can get started if you like.

**StoneByStone** · 07-18-2020, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

Lol, you haven't really seen trolling from me yet, but I can get started if you like.

I'm pretty sure this is trolling. You can't be dumb enough to think that you can tell someone's politics from the music they listen to or how they chew gum.
I guess there are some exceptions to the music thing. Like if it's Neo-Nazi rock, they're probably conservative. But I do know some Conservatives who like Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift despite their liberal activism. And Rammstein is popular among Neo-Nazis, despite being Leftists.

**Evmetro** · 07-18-2020, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by StoneByStone

I'm pretty sure this is trolling. You can't be dumb enough to think that you can tell someone's politics from the music they listen to or how they chew gum.
I guess there are some exceptions to the music thing. Like if it's Neo-Nazi rock, they're probably conservative. But I do know some Conservatives who like Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift despite their liberal activism. And Rammstein is popular among Neo-Nazis, despite being Leftists.

There certainly is music that both sides listen too, but there is also music that is almost exclusively lefty music. One can quickly assess which side of the aisle a person is on by looking at the clues. Even if there is doubt after hearing "nigga this and bitch that" coming out the windows of the unattended car, there's the approximate age of the driver, and of course the dead giveaway of if he looks unemployable. When combined, we can get a pretty solid picture of what side of the aisle they are on.

***Phantasmal*** · 07-18-2020, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

When I am at gas stations, I often see lefties vacate their vehicles while their music is still playing. Sometimes they do this while pumping their gas, but I often see them go all the way inside to get their beer or junkfood. Why do lefties leave their music blaring after they vacate their vehicles?

I believe it’s to irritate you sensitive types.

**StoneByStone** · 07-18-2020, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Evmetro

There certainly is music that both sides listen too, but there is also music that is almost exclusively lefty music. One can quickly assess which side of the aisle a person is on by looking at the clues. Even if there is doubt after hearing "nigga this and bitch that" coming out the windows of the unattended car, there's the approximate age of the driver, and of course the dead giveaway of if he looks unemployable. When combined, we can get a pretty solid picture of what side of the aisle they are on.

See that's what I mean, I can't believe you're dumb enough to think Leftists look unemployable.
And don't a lot of Rightists listen to Kid Rock? I think the last song I heard by him, he was going "I'll fuck you blind, bitch! I'll fuck you blind, bitch!"

**Evmetro** · 07-18-2020, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by StoneByStone

See that's what I mean, I can't believe you're dumb enough to think Leftists look unemployable.
And don't a lot of Rightists listen to Kid Rock? I think the last song I heard by him, he was going "I'll fuck you blind, bitch! I'll fuck you blind, bitch!"

Many lefties look VERY employable, and I would not be able to tell if they are lefties when I see them. Other lefties are easy to spot. The unemployable look however, is a dead giveaway. The employable looking lefties may give themselves away by chomping gum with their mouths open, holding up liquor stores, blaring lefty music out of unattended vehicles, or just by what they say.