HAHAHA. Let these whining black american footballers see what life is like in a world where those dastardly whites have been expelled and everything is run by blacks.

https://www.unz.com/article/solving-...hem-to-africa/

Alas, not everything might go as expected. Clearly, the black players would be shocked by a poverty that would make East St. Louis look like Beverly Hills. Their response would, of course, be a typical reaction of any American tourist who encounters Third-World slums, dogs and pigs openly rooting around garbage and the like but it would be especially painful for American blacks who fantasize about their old “homeland.” Let them see what happens when whites are expelled and blacks run everything.

The second lesson, also learned by American tourists, is that almost nothing works in Africa—buses regularly breakdown, elevators are erratic, electrical power disappears periodically, roads are frequently impassible, nobody believes in schedules and on and on and on. Yes, everybody might be checked into the five-star Transcorp Hilton Abuja, but there can never be a complete escape from what makes the Third World distinctly Third World. And visiting the countryside would only exacerbate the discomfort, especially if they are stuck on a tour bus with non-functioning air conditioning in 110 degree temperatures and are delayed by scrawny animals wandering on roads.

Matters will get worse. It is highly unlikely that they can escape levels of crime unthinkable to ordinary Americans, even residents of Detroit. It will commence at the Abuja airport with luggage items (especially electronic items) vanishing and continue with hotel maids pilfering small change, being cheated by vendors, equipment (even shoes and socks) disappearing during practices, and perhaps a few more serious offenses such as being mugged by armed gangs. Even fervent ideologically blinded social justice warriors will be forced to recognize what experienced travelers know when travelling in Africa—don’t trust anyone, never display objects of value no matter how small and don’t leave anything important lying around. And just wait until these naive Americans try to report a robbery to the police! Or are repeatedly arrested by cops who can spot a rich American a mile away, particularly one standing 6’5’’ who only speaks English while being bedecked in Kente Cloth. More than a few visitors will miss the “racist” albeit courteous pigs who eschewed upfront bribes to investigate a missing cell phone.

But perhaps the most painful experience will come from the sicknesses that plague innocents abroad. After all, these young, strong men never worried about brushing their teeth with tap water or the consequences of eating local street food. Absent strictly following the advice of the team doctor, everybody on the team will likely suffer from a multitude of unpleasant though non-lethal illnesses than involve diarrhea, vomiting plus various painful insect bites. A whole new vocabulary awaits: chikungunya, leishmaniasis, lymphatic filariasis, onechoceriasis among countless other tropical illnesses that will mystify the team doctor. Far worse might be the “souvenirs” (including HIV) collected by those who partook of the “local talent.”

No doubt, home-coming will be a most welcome although a few may have to be left behind in Nigerian hospitals, jails or have been kidnapped and whose release must wait months if not years of negotiations. Now, of the utmost importance, like all American returning from the Third World, they will quickly appreciate well-behaved, polite police and customs officials, functioning traffic lights, and spotless restaurants selling safe food. The race to the nearest airport McDonalds’ will be a stampede.