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    Default I GOT A PARKING TICKET YESTERDAY...

    ...my attorney, Rudy Giuliani, already got it reduced to manslaughter.

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    (shaking head) I'd ask for my money back.

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    I'd park where I was supposed to.

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    Stop running over and parking on top of homeless people, Frank.

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    I wonder if Trump pays his bill from Rudy?I bet he don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    ...my attorney, Rudy Giuliani, already got it reduced to manslaughter.
    ROTFLMAO...You need a new Lawyer! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Margot Frank View Post
    I wonder if Trump pays his bill from Rudy?I bet he don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evmetro View Post
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    English one one

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOP View Post
    English one one
    Says the lunchroom garbage lady
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    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    I doubt Frank is still allowed to drive at his age. Maybe a mobility scooter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I doubt Frank is still allowed to drive at his age. Maybe a mobility scooter.
    He didn't shit himself Lesion. That foul smell is you.
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