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    Traffic warden booked me today because I parked in the wrong bay. She told me that is for the disabled only. Said that I suffered from Tourettes, you cunt!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Traffic warden booked me today because I parked in a disabled bay. She told me that is for the disabled only. Said that I suffered from Tourettes, you cunt!!
    Don't try that in the US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    Don't try that in the US.
    Why, will they shoot me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Why, will they shoot me?
    Doubt they'd shoot you, but you would probably go to jail and the judge would be appalled. Only the most low class street ruffians use your kind of language.

    Is that word in common usage among the middle class and educated in the UK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    Doubt they'd shoot you, but you would probably go to jail and the judge would be appalled. Only the most low class street ruffians use your kind of language.

    Is that word in common usage among the middle class and educated in the UK?
    Yes it is, hope you have your smelling salts close to hand. I would suggest that you never go to Australia, you'd be appalled.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposit...y-in-australia

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    What a pathetic pig you are, Mr. Moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    Doubt they'd shoot you, but you would probably go to jail and the judge would be appalled. Only the most low class street ruffians use your kind of language.

    Is that word in common usage among the middle class and educated in the UK?
    https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-that...t-is-in-the-US

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Cat Lady View Post
    What a pathetic pig you are, Mr. Moon.
    Is that Bowel Woman, the one that calls other women cunts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Is that Bowel Woman, the one that calls other women cunts?
    What are you babbling about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Yes it is, hope you have your smelling salts close to hand. I would suggest that you never go to Australia, you'd be appalled.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposit...y-in-australia
    Really? I have never heard an Aussie's or Brits use that word. Must be a different group of people.
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    I hope you got a massive fine for parking in a spot reserved for the handicapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kudzu View Post
    Really? I have never heard an Aussie's or Brits use that word. Must be a different group of people.
    Jeez, you're incorrigible!! Larry David uses the word, it was probably shown way past your bedtime though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I hope you got a massive fine for parking in a spot reserved for the handicapped.
    You do realise it was a joke, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Yes it is, hope you have your smelling salts close to hand. I would suggest that you never go to Australia, you'd be appalled.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposit...y-in-australia
    Been there loved the country wish We could go back, to old for that plane ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    Been there loved the country wish We could go back, to old for that plane ride.
    You don't have to do it in one go, have a stopover in Japan for instance.

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